Have you considered divorce? 
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Quote: Nil Putters @ May 27 2009, 8:17 PM BSTHave you considered divorce?
Not married as yet. But our first child will be wearing a Coventry City kit.
Quote: Scottidog @ May 27 2009, 8:19 PM BSTNot married as yet.
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 27 2009, 8:17 PM BSTHave you considered burying her in the garden?
Quote: Scottidog @ May 27 2009, 8:19 PM BSTBut our first child will be wearing a Coventry City kit.
Best wait until after if she's preggers.
Quote: Scottidog @ May 27 2009, 8:19 PM BSTNot married as yet. But our first child will be wearing a Coventry City kit.
Shall I ring social services now? 
Quote: bigfella @ May 27 2009, 8:25 PM BSTShall I ring social services now?
speedial. No, not pregger's but wants children very soon, and wants to move house, and wants a new car, and wants to get married, and wants to go on holiday, and wants a bigger house, and wants a sofa, and wants to start running, and wants to go to yoga, and wants to build a conservatory...
I just WANT a massive Wank, and watch the football!!!
Mammatus clouds as photographed with my MacBook seconds ago from the deck in my back yard.
I saw a young man fall over running for the train this morning, he must have felt like a right ruddy idiot. Missed the train as well. I stand by my post a few pages back, id rather be late than run for the train.
I fell over in the street yesterday. I felt a right tit. >_<
Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2009, 10:35 AM BSTI fell over in the street yesterday. I felt a right tit. >_<
Feeling like a tit is so much worse than feeling tits - I feel your pain!
Has everybody gone on holiday? Seems a bit dead round these parts today.
I'm here! Just working.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2009, 12:53 PM BSTI'm here! Just working.
I knew if I got my beater out I could get you out of the bushes.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2009, 12:53 PM BSTI'm here! Just working.
I wonder what Chip wrote there.