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Quote: PhQnix @ May 27 2009, 12:40 PM BST

Also, me toooo Ruby. This is my break before I do more work on feminism and 'social cleavage.' I think it doesn't bode well for my A-Levels that I still want to giggle at that phrasing.

Feminism. An exclusive little club for women who have had their sense of humour removed. See 'Borat-cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan' for further evidence.

Actually this is quite funny!

http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2009/05/target_women_la

Ben cut his finger earlier whilst slicing some bread. Oh and he's now on a train!

Quote: Ben @ May 27 2009, 1:28 PM BST

Ben cut his finger earlier whilst slicing some bread. Oh and he's now on a train!

I wish I was Ben Teary

Quote: roscoff @ May 27 2009, 1:04 PM BST

Me too! I just got e-mailed from and LA production company that want to read my screenplay in full after I sent them my synopsis. I is not counting my chickens like. Still, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Unless you like that sort of thing Huh?

Get in there my friend! Well done!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 27 2009, 1:58 PM BST

Get in there my friend! Well done!

Thank you. I will let you all know when the inevitable 'we liked your script but...' e-mail arrives. But I will be excited for now. It doesn't happen very often. :)

Ben found a rather good umbrella on the train which has saved him several quid.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ May 27 2009, 1:16 PM BST

For example before, during, and after the first and second world war is interesting, especially after when the law came in that no married woman was allowed to work.

Fantastic law!
*gets married*

Nice one zooo, now you can do unpaid house work. ;)

And that involves filling a dishwasher and employing an old Philipino woman to do the rest, right?

No problemo.

Robyn is also studying feminism...Kind of...But actually just re-reading rubbish she's written as the only kind of English Lit revision it's possible to do.

I wrote "hot whore" on my wall for my English Lit revision. Yours may be more useful, I think mine's more fun. :D

Elliot is off to a "lads night in" to watch the football soonish. Couple of things. Firstly that sounds sooo gay, secondly I'm not a lad at aaaall... thirdly I keep thinking "friend...friend...football friend."

Mine's not going to help at allll. I am going to fail.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 27 2009, 4:01 PM BST

I wrote "hot whore" on my wall for my English Lit revision. Yours may be more useful, I think mine's more fun. :D

Elliot is off to a "lads night in" to watch the football soonish. Couple of things. Firstly that sounds sooo gay, secondly I'm not a lad at aaaall... thirdly I keep thinking "friend...friend...football friend."

You going to play with your football friends? Friends, football friends! Genius!

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2009, 2:27 PM BST

Fantastic law!
*gets married*

Sorry Zooo but it was pulled a very long time ago! However I'm sure Aaron wouldn't mind having a kept Zooo.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ May 27 2009, 5:50 PM BST

However I'm sure Aaron wouldn't mind having a kept Zooo.

Hasn't Aaron been pondering his post-university career choices? Perhaps zookeeper is something he should look into.

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