Semi Final of Britains got talent.
Man and woman walk onto stage. An illusionist and the assistant. He is holding a gun and a blindfold. He walks to the marker at the centre of the stage, the assistant places the blindfold over his eyes.
The assistant takes 30 steps back to the left of the stage.
The illusionist:
''AND NOW I WILL, PERFORM ONE OF THE MOST DEATH DEFYING STUNTS EVER SEEN ON TELEVISION''
The illusionist raises his right arm, pointing the gun forward, towards the crowd and judges.
Three shots go off in quick succession.
Shot to Judges panel.
Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan lay dead with perfect bullet holes through their foreheads.
The crowd gasps.
The illusionist turns to his left, takes two clear shots. His assistant ducks and narrowly misses her.
Ant and Dec lay dead on the floor next to the curtain.
The assistant waves, and takes a bow to the audience.
