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Husband's OCD
Push wife to smarmy neighbour
But she cannot leave

Dan

See Jane you have just given SootyJ the excuse to use any amount of syllables he likes in each line! :)

It's anarchy I tell you, anarchy!!

A trio of geeks
Not much about computers
Writer on Twitter

Quote: swerytd @ May 26 2009, 2:52 PM BST

Husband's OCD
Push wife to smarmy neighbour
But she cannot leave

Dan

That one took a moment or two. :)

Quote: swerytd @ May 26 2009, 2:52 PM BST

Husband's OCD
Push wife to smarmy neighbour
But she cannot leave

Dan

Like a pebble thrown
In still waters running deep
The reverse is true.

Quote: Marc P @ May 26 2009, 2:53 PM BST

See Jane you have just given SootyJ the excuse to use any amount of syllables he likes in each line! :)

It's anarchy I tell you, anarchy!!

Mr P underestimates
Level of foolishness of Sootyj
Syllables can't count he.

Assistant annoys
Browsing shoppers to see
If they need some help.

Insulting chat host
Fired from Radio Norwich
Sausage for a spoon.

Quote: Griff @ May 26 2009, 3:01 PM BST

A Doctor at sea
And a famous prisoner
Left hand down a bit!

Hmmm that's more like it. :)

Quote: Griff @ May 26 2009, 3:01 PM BST

A Doctor at sea
And a famous prisoner
Left hand down a bit!

Captain Butler!(?)

Dan

Quote: Griff @ May 26 2009, 3:01 PM BST

A Doctor at sea
And a famous prisoner
Left hand down a bit!

The bloody Navy Lark?

Oh... In that case:

A Doctor at sea
And a famous prisoner
Not a big success

:)

Dan

An affirmative
To perhaps a man of the
Church who is ordained.

Quote: swerytd @ May 26 2009, 3:06 PM BST

Oh... In that case:

A Doctor at sea
And a famous prisoner
Not a big success

:)

Dan

:D

Whisker whisker snout
Under testing conditons
And failing it seems

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 26 2009, 3:08 PM BST

An affirmative
To perhaps a man of the
Church who is ordained.

Yes Minister.

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