Huzzah!
On the cusses.
2 cheeky London bus drivers with tourettes drive round London chatting up women in miniskirts.
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Coming of Rage
Sitcom lovers the world over unite and visit Danny Cohen's office about his questionable comedy commissioning strategy.
Horn and Cordon
Inanimate object double-act, a musical instrument and a length of rope, prove they are funnier than the Gavin and Stacey stars when given their own sitcom. Commissioned by Danny Cohen.
Free Secret Agents
James Bond and Agent 99 bemoan their boring and uneventful lives at MI-6 and the CIA.
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ May 26 2009, 11:17 AM BSTComing of Rage
Sitcom lovers the world over unite and visit Danny Cohen's office about his questionable comedy commissioning strategy.Horn and Cordon
Inanimate object double-act, a musical instrument and a length of rope, prove they are funnier than the Gavin and Stacey stars when given their own sitcom. Commissioned by Danny Cohen.
Poor Danny. What's he ever done to warrant this level of abuse? 
Checkmate!
An American conglomerate buy the worldwide rights to Chess, rename it 'Chess!' and people have to pay a fee for every game they play. When plans come in to colour-code the 'zones' and implement a 'new, innovative, high-scoring system', all hell breaks lose and the grand masters suddenly find themselves union reps for chess players everywhere.
The Wiring
Sitcom spin-off from the popular drama series charters the ongoings of the guys who do most of the legwork in setting up the surveillance equipment. Dave and Jed stand on ladders, plug things in and complain about incorrect coaxial configurations.
Dan
Czeck Mate.
Jan Vasklovich thought he was going to a chess championship, little did he realise it was actually a breeding farm for Central Europeans.
Check Matey!
Triumph over adversity story of bubble bath that wins World Chess Championship.
Dan
Quote: sootyj @ May 26 2009, 1:07 PM BSTCzeck Mate.
Jan Vasklovich thought he was going to a chess championship, little did he realise it was actually a breeding farm for Central Europeans.
How about 'Poles Apart'?
The story about the poor sex life of a Polish couple who are living in separate countries.
Actually, the title (and part of the premisee) is based on something that actually existed written by Mark Wallington and Dick Fiddy (look 'em up) but I think it failed to get beyond the draft stage.
I actually thought it was a neat idea.
Belarus Abbot's Mad House
Eastern Bloc comedy show hosted by a crazy monk. With Lev Dennis and Bilok Embergz.
Tornado Ali G
Sacha Baron Cohen's yellowest creation goes storm-chasing. Laugh at his ironic inappropriate questioning in the face of flying cows, tractors and imminent death.
Dan
Diffident Reinvestment
Set in the London Stock Exchange, all the characters are now too scared to plough their massive bonuses back into shares, instead sitting around a budget three-location set bemoaning their dutiful, yet naive manager that they're cheating on, their more successful merchant banker next door, and the inefficiency of their masonic handshakes. Tepid.
Diffident Strokes
Mr Drummond is back! This time, his newly-found apathy means he doesn't give two hoots about taking anyone in, and thus no-one gets arrested, dies of a drug-overdose or complains about how being a midget ruined their career.
Dan
Homosexual Bill
Sitcom about homosexuality legislation and/or a gay man called Bill.
The Big Wang Theory.
Well endowed men discuss the idea that giving women screaming orgasms has become boring.
Quote: roscoff @ May 27 2009, 1:41 AM BSTThe Big Wang Theory.
Well endowed men discuss the idea that giving women screaming orgasms has become boring.
Jonathon King guest stars in yet another tired Fools and Horses spin off.
There's nothing wrong with Buggering Boisie.
King & C**tery
Jonathan King is released and winds everyone up immediately.
Dan
Do You Wanna Be In My Fang
Gary Gliiter is a vampire.