New Batman villains

Ok I like gloomy post modern Batman as much as the next cretinous geek.
But c'mon surely I can't be the only person to miss the camp, mad and hilarious villians of the 1950s comics and 1960s TV series.

So here's Sootyj's new ones, can anyone beat this lot?

Sub Fay, a sexual submissive with a range of lethal made to order sandwiches.
Jest a Minute, The Joker's cousin with his own Radio 4 show - he never repeats himself.
Quentin Carratino, iconic film maker (if not all that original), with an army of intelligent carrots.

The Piddler.

p**ses on all the other villains
Literally.

The Poker.
Laughs and makes you cry, guilty, sexy tears.

Danny Invincible - signed from Swindon Town for Red Star Metropolis to inflict pain on the home support

Quote: Tuumble @ May 24 2009, 11:27 PM BST

Danny Invincible - signed from Swindon Town for Red Star Metropolis to inflict pain on the home support

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Finding out his first name wasn't Vince upset me a great deal.

Any chance of a less migrane inducing avatar?

The Playboy Punny.
An evil, sexy female standup in a bunny costume.

The Phat Controller
A chubby rapper, with an army of twee 1950s railway engines who can talk.

I get the feeling Sooty has been thinking up these names all day long. And is now reeling them off in an attempt to look spontaneous.

Micheal's Blackson.
Micheal's enraged natural son who is the same hue as his father used to be.

Casual Tea.
A laid back tea drinker, who happens to run an evil accident and energency department.

The Log Roller
He's really only a threat to the banks that are near water.
And he only steals coins....
so he can roll them!

The Crotch.

Acts like a dick all the time.

The Toker - could be the world's greatest super-villian if only he could get far enough away from the fridge, for long enough. That, and he's too paranoid to leave the house anyway.

The black and white mistrels - threatening world peace with their highly controversial and pervasive brand of racism.

WiFi - The Women's Institute go global via a broadband modem. Capitalism is threatened by the collapse in jam prices and the strategic distribution of dubiously erotic calendars.

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The Crotch.

Acts like a dick all the time.

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I hate that guy he lives in my neighborhood.
What a dick.

Canon-Bear,
a bear with an enormous gun who makes French cheese.

Bobbins.
Like Robbin, but rubbish.

Quote: Curt @ May 25 2009, 10:05 PM BST

I hate that guy he lives in my neighborhood.
What a dick.

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