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Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 9:51 AM BST

Just bumped into an old friend from school I haven't seen for years. Very awkward trying to think of things to say.

Why bother? Just tell them to jog on.

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 9:51 AM BST

Just bumped into an old friend from school I haven't seen for years. Very awkward trying to think of things to say.

The old stop and chat, gets me everytime, The worse is when it's people from school you didn't even like, I didnt like them then what makes them think I wanna stop and chat with them now?

If I wanted to do that id get a facebook account!

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 10:10 AM BST

As I said to a girl at the weekend, "I don't really like touching people." So if we can cuddle without touching, I'm in! :)

Ah, cuddles without touching... basically a wave.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 22 2009, 10:19 AM BST

The old stop and chat, gets me everytime, The worse is when it's people from school you didn't even like, I didnt like them then what makes them think I wanna stop and chat with them now?

If I wanted to do that id get a facebook account!

Anyone seen that great clip in Human Traffic about bumping into someone you haven't seen for ages, and don't really like but feel like you have to say hi?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2009, 10:19 AM BST

Ah, cuddles without touching... basically a wave.

:D

Hanfg on, are you trying to tell me something?

Teary

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2009, 10:02 AM BST

You coming round to look after me? :P

Il come round with some chicken soup, Im a wizz with the old microwave and can opener!

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 9:51 AM BST

Just bumped into an old friend from school I haven't seen for years. Very awkward trying to think of things to say.

Not really. Just tell them how f**king awful they look. That'll send them on their way!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2009, 10:20 AM BST

Ah, cuddles without touching... basically a wave.

Anyone seen that great clip in Human Traffic about bumping into someone you haven't seen for ages, and don't really like but feel like you have to say hi?

Yes, classic film!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 22 2009, 10:21 AM BST

Just tell them how f**king awful they look. That'll send them on their way!

I thought it was a bit rude him saying that! Now I know why!

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 10:20 AM BST

:D

Hanfg on, are you trying to tell me something?

Teary

Well, you had a chance to give me a cuddle, you put me of with promises of air.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2009, 10:24 AM BST

Well, you had a chance to give me a cuddle

Yeah, a diseased girl! I want a healthy young strumpet who doesn't sound like a coffee percolator!

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 10:25 AM BST

Yeah, a diseased girl! I want a healthy young strumpet who doesn't sound like a coffee percolator!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Strumpet! Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 10:25 AM BST

Yeah, a diseased girl! I want a healthy young strumpet who doesn't sound like a coffee percolator!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 22 2009, 9:40 AM BST

Is seriously considering taking this motnhs wages and the little I have in the bank and getting on a train to Thailand next weekend.

I don't like the rat race! Well I don't liek the rat race here, at least somewhere else I can party all the time for next to nothing.

That's going to solve alllll of your problems. :/

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2009, 9:57 AM BST

Ellie is still off sick.

Good girl. :)

Aaron is relaxing, has 3 new DVDs (taking the total count to 350), and is about to install Windows 7 RC1. Ohhh yeah. Cool

Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2009, 11:15 AM BST

and is about to install Windows 7 RC1. Ohhh yeah. Cool

Yeah, I just had a wank too.

Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2009, 11:15 AM BST

That's going to solve alllll of your problems. :/

Surely its best to regret things you have doen than things you haven't. Or maybe Im just a dreamer?

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