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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 21 2009, 4:26 PM BST

Robyn's legs ache, she needs to revise, and is trying to think what to do about tomorrooooow.

Get really smashed tongith and worry about tomorrow tomorrow. Is that an option?

Haha! Was an option when, as aforementioned, we thought "We'll go as drunks!"

Quote: Gavin @ May 21 2009, 9:34 AM BST

He's Xray Cat. dododododo X-ray dodododo X-ray Cat, can see through wooden doors.

hahaha never heard of him but I like his theme song already.

Isn't he off Freddy Got Fingered?

Quote: Gavin @ May 21 2009, 12:06 PM BST

Not a fan of the new album?

Not a fan of the album, them or anything to do with them.

Quote: Leevil @ May 21 2009, 4:42 PM BST

Isn't he off Freddy Got Fingered?

Corrrrecct!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 21 2009, 11:56 AM BST

No someone playing them, if they were here id probably have thrown my stationary at them for ages until Chris Martin got really angry and then I would have karate chopped him in the throat and used my ninja like moves to pull apart he's body!

<3

Is seriously considering taking this motnhs wages and the little I have in the bank and getting on a train to Thailand next weekend.

I don't like the rat race! Well I don't liek the rat race here, at least somewhere else I can party all the time for next to nothing.

Just bumped into an old friend from school I haven't seen for years. Very awkward trying to think of things to say.

Ellie is still off sick. Think I'm being very sensible considering I am coughing and sneezing all the time.

Oh and watching Jeremy Kyle.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2009, 9:57 AM BST

Ellie is still off sick.

Weakling. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2009, 9:57 AM BST

Oh and watching Jeremy Kyle.

Simpleton. :)

You coming round to look after me? :P

Yes, let me just dig out my bio-hazard suit. :P

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 10:01 AM BST

Simpleton. :)

Hilarious - some girl just found out the guy she was sure was the father wasn't, but then denies sleeping with someone else. Kyle says "well it was a phantom pregnancy, the baby is here."

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2009, 10:04 AM BST

Yes, let me just dig out my bio-hazard suit. :P

But I will require cuddles.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2009, 10:06 AM BST

But I will require cuddles.

As I said to a girl at the weekend, "I don't really like touching people." So if we can cuddle without touching, I'm in! :)

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