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BNP leaflet through my letterbox Page 3

Answer accepted. :)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2009, 3:29 PM BST

Your lucky, my postie puts through things marked HMRC, EDF and BT demanding monies.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2009, 3:35 PM BST

Yes get angry at your postie, it's all his fault. He created the lax immigration rules, the unemployment, the perceived benefit fraud by foreigners and all of the other conditions necessary for the BNP to be considered a viable force in politics, championed by an angry and misinformed electorate.

:)

Quote: PhQnix @ May 21 2009, 3:38 PM BST

I don't really like the BNP's policies or the general attitude that prevails amongst their members towards immigration, however treating them like a dangerous neo-mazi group gives them more credence than they're worth. Stifling their voice just allows them to 'play the underdog' moreso.

:) :) :)

The BNP are who are they.

I can't stand Labour saying vote for us or they'll get in.

They're not much better.

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2009, 7:03 PM BST

I don't write topical sketches anymore

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Quote: The Rook @ May 21 2009, 4:12 PM BST

I was a shop steward

*calls an exorcist*

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2009, 8:31 PM BST

The BNP are who are they.

I can't stand Labour saying vote for us or they'll get in.

They're not much better.

Sadly, that's all I've seen of Labour's electoral campaign. Even by their standards it's really, really pathetic.

As for the BNP, apparently we have had a leaflet but my c**ting brother tore it up. I'll tear him up when he returns from uni for the weekend tomorrow. Angry

I read any and all political pamphlets I get no matter who they are.

Why not look up their website? It's funny in an accidental, sinister sort of way.

Oh and the Christian Democrat's have a humungous bill board near me.

They can go f**k themselves as well.

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2009, 8:44 PM BST

Why not look up their website? It's funny in an accidental, sinister sort of way.

Oh and the Christian Democrat's have a humungous bill board near me.

They can go f**k themselves as well.

Many don't have one. Plus I find they reveal a lot more on their pamphlets. It's more of a morbid curiosity then genuine interest in their policies. Although Canada has laws against parties being allowed to register for elections if they show any signs of racism.

Same in the UK, the sinister thing about the BNP is most of their hardcore campainging is by stealth. In quiet back rooms and pubs.

And everywhere they win seats of any description racial violence statistics soar.

Quote: Griff @ May 21 2009, 8:49 PM BST

Talking of electoral chicanery, our local council are just about to introduce a hugely unpopular recycling scheme - a system of four f**king bins, one the size of a TARDIS to put dead batteries in, another the size of a thimble to put food waste in - so of course they've delayed its introduction until three days after the election.

Tsssk where's your compost heap!

Sootyj Tower's are part of a huge new build block, so as long he doesn't leave anything with an adress on it in his bin he could chuck out depleted uranium if he liked.

Arf arf!

God bless 'em they're going to inherit the earth.

They've already inherited the mother of all parliaments.

Take that satire!

Posties should be encouraged to deliver BNP leaflets to every single address in the country - it's the best way to maximise the number of people finding out what a bunch of c**ts they are.

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2009, 8:53 PM BST

And everywhere they win seats of any description racial violence statistics soar.

Has it gone up in Barking? I'm not aware of anything.

Quote: Griff @ May 21 2009, 9:37 PM BST

I don't think we've had any BNP leaflets but we've had a UKIP one. With a picture of Winston Churchill on it if I remember rightly. That's like me applying to the College of Comedy with a photo of David Mitchell on my CV.

Watching Question Time at the moment, and I'm pretty sure I heard William Hague saying that the BNP are using Churchill too. Sigh.

Everyone uses Churchill, poor bugger the Yanks even named a warship after him.

We should remind people he was an alkie who waved his cock at President Roosevelt.

Quote: Curt @ May 21 2009, 8:42 PM BST

I read any and all political pamphlets I get no matter who they are.

Exactly that my friend, it's important to be educated on all policies before we go throwing our opinions around. What's actaully sad is that there doesn't seem to be a party that doesn't have flawed policies. They all make different promises but the same mistakes.

I just think it's about time the Government put the British first in our own country, it is our country after all. It's us that should be at the front of the benefits line or first in line for a job. I have no qualms with people coming here to work (as long as that's what they do) and they know our country's men and women come first.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 22 2009, 10:34 AM BST

Exactly that my friend, it's important to be educated on all policies before we go throwing our opinions around.

Quite right. And if only the BNP would educate themselves with the facts before throwing their nasty opinions around we'd be sorted. :)

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