good morning fellow travellers, call I Severus, y don't you.
here I am at my desk, contemplating the horrors that exist within. and I now introduce myself to the world, again.
i am a stand up comedian who can't stand-up,
a writer who no-one reads,
a musician who no-one listens to
and an archaeologist who doesn't dig,
in simple terms I'm not really sure who I am;
perhaps the world could decide who I am and mail the answer
to me in a plain brown envelope marked recipient to pay.
in truth I am an ex stand up who preferes these days to write, but wouldn't object to a little live tomfoolery.
currently I am working on jokes, sketches,short stories and novels. I am also just trying to polish off an episode of a skech show to see if it works.
i love writing but I would prefer to collaberate.
my influences in comedy are
The Goons and Spike Milligan
Python
Bill Hicks
radio shows like
I'm sorry I haven't a clue
The news quiz
Heresey
Izzard
sitting in the green room of the Stand in Glasgow taking notes on the back of my hand.
anyone around feels they have similar interests get in touch if you like
we could just talk, drink a glass of wine, maybe hold hands and go for a walk along the beach, oh! the moon is lovely tonight darling, you know you're just as beautiful as when I married you, shall we dance...
