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Or bald gay thugs.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 20 2009, 7:25 PM BST

Or bald gay thugs.

Well yes if you like. Pleased

Quote: Curt @ May 20 2009, 6:54 PM BST

From all the Brits at the resort just about every guy had a shaved head. Is that a thing over there?
Well...shaved heads and REEEEEEEEEEALLY bad tribal tattoos every single one of them had one!

Sounds like you bumped into some scum to me Curt! Chavvy white guys often have shaven heads.

Or they may have just been hiding receding hairlines/bald-spots. The whole thing about skinhead haircuts being a sign of a racist thug is very 1970s/80s, isn't it? Nobody ever accuses Dermot O'Leary of being a thug, and he always has a shaved head.

Quote: catskillz @ May 20 2009, 7:33 PM BST

The whole thing about skinhead haircuts being a sign of a racist

Did someone say racist? Lots of chavvy undesirables do have shaven heads though. At least they do in my experience.

Hitler had a lovely head of hair.

And so does some one else...

Quote: Leevil @ May 20 2009, 3:18 PM BST

That's happened to me before too. We really shouldn't let your wife cut our hair.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ May 20 2009, 8:00 PM BST

Hitler had a lovely head of hair.

And so does some one else...

My next door neighbour? Because he does.

Quote: catskillz @ May 20 2009, 7:33 PM BST

Or they may have just been hiding receding hairlines/bald-spots. The whole thing about skinhead haircuts being a sign of a racist thug is very '70s/'80s, isn't it? Nobody ever accuses Dermot O'Leary of being a thug, and he always has a shaved head.

No because he's gay isn't he?

Quote: random @ May 20 2009, 2:23 PM BST

A few months back I trimmed down with a Number 6 blade (left with a good covering), shouted to my wife to come up and just trim off the wispy bits from my neck line, I removed the No 6 blade as I waited.

She came in, I explained what I wanted and without thinking whilst chatting away to me she ran the bare clipper blades right the way up the back of me head :O

Their was nothing else for it – bare blade all over! :(

Wasn't so chuffed at the time but it wasn't long before we had a good chuckle about it :)

This sounds like an episode of Terry and June.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2009, 8:50 AM BST

I like men with a bit of hair (about an inch) to run my hands through (even though my boyfriend hates that because it messes his hair up).

What was your boyfriend doing there? Didn't it put the others off?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 20 2009, 7:30 PM BST

Sounds like you bumped into some scum to me Curt! Chavvy white guys often have shaven heads.

And you're so great! Maybe it's a slight inferiority complex which lends you to think you're better then other people. I assure you that you're no better than any of us, prescribed to be scum or not.

Quote: LIME5000 @ May 21 2009, 1:09 AM BST

And you're so great! Maybe it's a slight inferiority complex which lends you to think you're better then other people. I assure you that you're no better than any of us, prescribed to be scum or not.

You're all bald with bad tribal tattoos? That's not something I'd aspire for.

Quote: Curt @ May 21 2009, 1:45 AM BST

You're all bald with bad tribal tattoos? That's not something I'd aspire for.

And you're all fake americans. Anyway, I'm neither bald, wear a tattoo or even slightly the bit interested in your aspirations. I'm just making the point that a little decency wouldn't go amiss from some of the folk around here. Dear oh dear.

And besides, all this talk of "chavs" is well and truly a larf innit. For a start its origins are lost within the folk tales of the Romany gypsies, which is particularly humourous considering the people most likely to use the word are neither gypsies or even lovers of those history rich people. And for two, nowadays the term has basically become a cheap shot to put down all the blue coller working class by the so called middle classes, and let me hasten to add, is even more ridiculous for the "Middle class" doesn't actually exist. So in fact we're all "scum" all but royalty and the circles they move in which is bollocks but that's another story.

Quote: LIME5000 @ May 21 2009, 4:28 AM BST

And you're all fake americans. Anyway, I'm neither bald, wear a tattoo or even slightly the bit interested in your aspirations. I'm just making the point that a little decency wouldn't go amiss from some of the folk around here. Dear oh dear.

And besides, all this talk of "chavs" is well and truly a larf innit. For a start its origins are lost within the folk tales of the Romany gypsies, which is particularly humourous considering the people most likely to use the word are neither gypsies or even lovers of those history rich people. And for two, nowadays the term has basically become a cheap shot to put down all the blue coller working class by the so called middle classes, and let me hasten to add, is even more ridiculous for the "Middle class" doesn't actually exist. So in fact we're all "scum" all but royalty and the circles they move in which is bollocks but that's another story.

You sound pretty pompous in your own right Mr Lime, lecturing people for disapproving of rude behavior.
And no, a lack courtesy and bad manners isn't a sign of blue colour it's a sign of ignorance and being an all around douche bag.
I'm from the bluest of blue collar families, every single one of my guests worked in the mines and they were all polite, friendly and tipped well. I'm sure most blue collar workers in Britain are the same, unfortunately for the me I was surrounded by douche bags aka Chavs.

Someone used the word "Chaver" (pronounced Shaver), when talking about a baby, on an old episode of Rising Damp, the other night. That's where the word "Chav" originates, isn't it?

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