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Back from Cuba and Married Page 2

lol thanks everyone. It turned out better than we could have asked for.
The place seemed like a little Britain. Very few alternative accents.

Congratulations!

Congratulations Curt.

'Duh-duh-duh, another bites the dust'

Your new bride looks fantastic, well done geezer.

I've never been to a wedding.

:O
I've been to... three, or four.
I avoid them as much as humanly possible.

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 20 2009, 3:00 PM BST

I've never been to a wedding.

I think I've been to one nearly every year since I was born.

My mate says if he gets married, I can be his best man. When he asks for the ring, I'm going to get my mobile phone out and let it go 'ring ring'

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 20 2009, 3:00 PM BST

I've never been to a wedding.

I'm in the middle of the second spate of them. The first lot was when I was a bout 27 and all my friends seemed to do it. Had 5 in a year. Now it turned out that it was only half my friends so got another 4 this year. Rubbish.

Ahem, what that all actually means is 'congratulations, Curt'. *coughs*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 20 2009, 2:53 PM BST

Your new bride looks fantastic, well done geezer.

Yes she's a much better looking person than me. :)

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 20 2009, 3:00 PM BST

I've never been to a wedding.

You're not missing much unless its one of your close friends.
I have to be shoved to go to family members weddings and people who aren't my best friends.
I've been to 3 I really liked. One of them was because it was incredibly short, the other was one of my best friends and the last was my own. :P

I quite enjoy them - it's a chance to wear a hat, eat and drink - what more could you want?

Anyway, well done Curt lad, though least said about the green tie the better in my opinion. Congratulations.

Congratulations. Your wife is beautiful. I celebrate my 28th wedding anniversary next month and thoroughly recommend married life. :D

Just a joke by the way about the tie. I like insulting people for a laugh sometimes.

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 20 2009, 3:21 PM BST

Just a joke by the way about the tie. I like insulting people for a laugh sometimes.

Laughing out loud It's all good. I didn't pick it out. It's was chosen because it matched the brides maids dresses.

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And my best men wore the same ties.
I had two best men so I didn't have to pick any groomsmen. To many friends who may have got insulted if I had picked a 3rd. I had my brother and my best friend since age 6. No one disputed it that way. :)

Congrats Curt

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