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See, I'm never sure how far I can take flirting when it comes to Ellie, so I'll just say 'Chest Massage?' and wait for the virtual slap.

Quote: Balf @ May 19 2009, 10:14 PM BST

See, I'm never sure how far I can take flirting when it comes to Ellie, so I'll just say 'Chest Massage?' and wait for the virtual slap.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Balf @ May 19 2009, 10:14 PM BST

See, I'm never sure how far I can take flirting when it comes to Ellie, so I'll just say 'Chest Massage?' and wait for the virtual slap.

I could actually do with that to release all the phlegm. Do I need to take my top and bra off?

Indeed. Let the doctor do his thing.

Is there a doctor on the BCG who will give me a bare chested massage?

Wave *that's not a wave*

Laughing out loud

On that note: I'm off to bed. Nighty night you lovely people! :) xx

Night Ellie!

Pah, every time...

Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2009, 10:19 PM BST

Is there a doctor on the BCG who will give me a bare chested massage?

I don't mind taking my shirt off to help a friend.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 18 2009, 5:19 PM BST

The school I went to had an actual human baby foetus in a jar. It was taken out when I was 13 and given a proper burial.

If you go to the Science Museum and look around near Babbage's brass-monster computing engines you should find half of Babbage's brain in a glass jar. !!

Huh? Teary :O

Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2009, 7:51 PM BST

You people are going to make me dig hooooles. Leave me alone. :P

I am happy 'cos I just watched the best video ever.

:D:D:D

Whaaaay!!! Lemming Ducklings.

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 10:26 PM BST

Pah, every time...

What's that meant to mean?

Got on the wrong train to work this morning, it was rubbish. Am tired and grumpy now.

Going on on holiday tomorrow. As yet have done nothing involving a suitcase and clean clothes.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2009, 8:48 AM BST

What's that meant to mean?

I think you probably know! :P

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