I'm ill. Tonsilitus and swollen throat. Can't eat (well, I'm making some progress with a Wispa and a sandwich from Boots). Headache and general lethargy.
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Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2009, 1:06 PM BSTI don't know. For some reason she did it when they first got together and I had to say stop. But now she's at it again. I get so angry with broken sleep.
Set up booby traps (no, chip).
Or you could just punch her in the vagina.
Quote: Maurice Minor @ May 19 2009, 1:10 PM BSTI'm ill. Tonsilitus and swollen throat. Can't eat (well, I'm making some progress with a Wispa and a sandwich from Boots). Headache and general lethargy.
Well at least you're free to tune into BBC News in an hour! 
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 1:14 PM BSTSet up booby traps (no, chip).
Or you could just punch her in the vagina.
It's okay, her visa runs out soon and she has to go back to Taiwan... unless he's stupid enough to marry her.
I bet she's a ladyboy.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2009, 1:17 PM BSTIt's okay, her visa runs out soon and she has to go back to Taiwan...
She was Made in Taiwan? 
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 1:19 PM BST
I bet she's a ladyboy.
Highly probable.
Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2009, 1:19 PM BSTShe was Made in Taiwan?
Yes.
Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2009, 1:19 PM BSTShe was Made in Taiwan?
By a back-street surgeon...
(Sung to the tune of 'Rhinestone Cowboy'.)
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 1:39 PM BSTBy a back-street surgeon...
(Sung to the tune of 'Rhinestone Cowboy'.)
... I feel dirty 
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 1:39 PM BSTBy a back-street surgeon...
(Sung to the tune of 'Rhinestone Cowboy'.)
Anyone seen my bank card? It's blue and a complete bastard!
Elliot as been quiet and tired all day so I am rectifying this with socially responsible levels of volume on my guitar amp.
Also I'm a little bit depressed that people keep asking if I'm depressed, I've got nothing to actually be depressed about but it still sucks to keep being asked. 
Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2009, 4:35 PM BSTElliot as been quiet and tired all day so I am rectifying this with socially responsible levels of volume on my guitar amp.
Also I'm a little bit depressed that people keep asking if I'm depressed, I've got nothing to actually be depressed about but it still sucks to keep being asked.
Cheer up pal
Aw, that's like when you're minding your own business perfectly happy, and some white van man/random bloke (edit: or Gavin) says "Cheer up love!"
Bugger off! 
Quote: zooo @ May 19 2009, 4:37 PM BSTAw, that's like when you're minding your own business perfectly happy, and some white van man/bloke (edit: or Gavin) says "Cheer up love!"
Bugger off!
Sounds like time of the month.
Ha, not currently.
You try being a girl for a day!
Bloody people TALKING TO YOU constantly.
How very dare they.