Quote: zooo @ May 19 2009, 2:18 PM BSTbecause the guy's face is scary and grins inanely
Why did I think of Jake Howe when I read this?
Is this the world's greatest advert? Page 3
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 2:19 PM BSTMany adverts have received complaints on an ever weaker argument: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/video/2009/may/12/advertising-asa
There were 10 complaints for this, probably from professional complainers who watch TV all day so they can complain about something.
Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2009, 2:21 PM BSTWhy did I think of Jake Howe when I read this?
Because you were having a wank at the time?
Quote: Rob H @ May 19 2009, 3:10 PM BSTBecause you were having a wank at the time?
You could say that at any time of the day and have a 95% chance of being right.
Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2009, 3:12 PM BSTYou could say that at any time of the day and have a 95% chance of being right.
Hmmm. So 'satsuma' is, as I'd suspected, just a code?
Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2009, 3:12 PM BSTYou could say that at any time of the day and have a 95% chance of being right.
You lazy bastard you sleep 5% of the day!
Quote: Rob H @ May 19 2009, 3:13 PM BSTHmmm. So 'satsuma' is, as I'd suspected, just a code?
Quote: Gavin @ May 19 2009, 3:13 PM BSTYou lazy bastard you sleep 5% of the day!
You're assuming I haven't mastered the ancient art of masturbating while I sleep? 
Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2009, 3:14 PM BST
You're assuming I haven't mastered the ancient art of masturbating while I sleep?
Zen master Chip. mastered the nocturnal Iron Monkey Fist.
Quote: Gavin @ May 19 2009, 3:15 PM BSTZen master Chip. mastered the nocturnal Iron Monkey Fist.
Quote: Rob H @ May 19 2009, 3:13 PM BSTHmmm. So 'satsuma' is, as I'd suspected, just a code?
What, five a day?!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 19 2009, 3:18 PM BSTWhat, five a day?!
You're right, that's nowhere near enough.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 19 2009, 3:18 PM BSTWhat, five a day?!
Don't pretend you've never managed that John!
Quote: Rob H @ May 19 2009, 3:20 PM BSTDon't pretend you've never managed that John!
I can't remember! 
Quote: sootyj @ February 2 2008, 4:49 PM BSThttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tSyDHXViM
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AS somebody pointed out, what's really disturbing is one of the pizza toppings is a bird with a bomb for a head.
The Japanese are f**ked-up, what can I say?
Have you seen this? It'll chill your soul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZagGfBC7wPU
hahahaha Brilliant!