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What are you eating? Page 259

Quote: zooo @ May 18 2009, 10:25 PM BST

What kind of cheese? And what form of cranberry?
I am intrigued.

Regular cheddar cheese and dried cranberries. It was really nice if I do say so myself. :) I was hoping for one of '5-a-day' but apparently you have to eat the whole packet of dried cranberries, which was pretty big!

Satsumas 2 & 3 of 4. I peeled two and then ate them together.

But it's 10am?

Can I ask why you eat so many satsumas?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2009, 10:12 AM BST

Can I ask why you eat so many satsumas?

No. :P

Okay.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2009, 10:12 AM BST

But it's 10am?

Can I ask why you eat so many satsumas?

My theory is that he used to eat various types of fruit but then learned a small o-range is better for you.

I thangu.

Waheyyyyyyy \o/

Quote: Rob H @ May 19 2009, 10:22 AM BST

My theory is that he used to eat various types of fruit but then learned a small o-range is better for you.

Mock away, my mocking friends, but when I reach 172 years old thanks to a Stasuma Only Diet, who'll be laughing then?

Quote: chipolata @ May 19 2009, 10:30 AM BST

Mock away, my mocking friends, but when I reach 172 years old thanks to a Stasuma Only Diet, who'll be laughing then?

You'll be a satsuma by then.

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You should be careful Chip, that's how David Dickinson obtained his orangey glow.

I thought he bathed in creosote?

When I said mock away, I didn't literally mean, start mocking now. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 19 2009, 10:44 AM BST

You should be careful Chip, that's how David Dickinson obtained his orangey glow.

LOL.

I reckon chip's planning on becoming a Simpsons impersonator without any makeup.

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 1:17 PM BST

LOL.

I reckon chip's planning on becoming a Simpsons impersonator without any makeup.

Sometimes I do sniff my skin and I swear it smells a bit satsumary.

Satsuma 4 of 4. Only I cut my thumb earlier and when I peeled satsuma 4 of 4 got juice in it. It really stings. I mean REALLY stings. Teary

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