http://www.newser.com/story/59235/how-did-neanderthals-die-we-ate-them.html
So it turns out we ate our only rivals to us being the premier tool using monkeys. Ha ha screw you, evoloutions a bitch.
Evolve or revolve...on a roitsserie.
But why did we stop there? Eating our rivals is a fanastic idea who should we eat next?
Corrupt MPs? The French? Karen Mathews?
I don't think Karen Matthews. There's too much fat on her.
Well I'll start with zooo.
Is zooo your rival?
The Eggheads on BBC2. Smug bastards, truly the most edible of early evening quiz show twats. Ant and Dec. And those redneck f**kers on Total Wipeout USA. Most Americans. Smug vegetarians. Smug American vegetarians. Albanians, for the hell of it. Jeffery Archer. Jonathan Archer. And his little dog, too. Fox executives. Wolf executives. Wolf from Gladiators. Russell Crowe, he was in Gladiator. Hayden Christensen, Jake Lloyd, Lloyd Grosman. James Last, James Lance and Michael Flatley (the Lord the Dance).
You'll have indigestion at that rate.
Quote: Ben @ May 18 2009, 10:37 PM BSTIs zooo your rival?
Well she does get a sound pounding.
Quote: sootyj @ May 18 2009, 10:42 PM BSTYou'll have indigestion at that rate.
That's OK, I'll follow it up with a Rennie McKintosh.
Quote: Aaron @ May 18 2009, 10:43 PM BSTWell she does get a sound pounding.
I try my best.
Quote: Leevil @ May 18 2009, 11:53 PM BSTI try my best.
Oi!
Surely Zooo you're just too much woman for one man. Especially one who is suppressing gay fantasies about Jeffery Archer. (That's what he told me anyway)
Jeffery Archer told you that? He just can't keep his mouth shut, can he?
