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Quote: Rob H @ May 18 2009, 4:58 PM BST

I've always liked DD myself... ;)

Actually, thinking about it, most of the chemistry equipment was quite fun. I even liked the funny test tube holder that looks strangely like eyelash curlers.

Ha! Well it's the only time I'll be a DD in this lifetime. :)

Ooh, dissecting cow hearts and eyeballs was fun. And looking at squiggly moving things under the microscope was ace too.

Quote: Rob H @ May 18 2009, 4:58 PM BST

I've always liked DD myself... ;)

Actually, thinking about it, most of the chemistry equipment was quite fun. I even liked the funny test tube holder that looks strangely like eyelash curlers.

Though biology did have the petri dish, and that was cool too. A plastic... dish.

Quote: Rob H @ May 18 2009, 4:53 PM BST

I think given the choice between double physics and double hammering-nails-into-my-ballbag, I'd have opted for the latter.

You are a very very weird man.

Quote: zooo @ May 18 2009, 5:00 PM BST

Ha! Well it's the only time I'll be a DD in this lifetime. :)

Ooh, dissecting cow hearts and eyeballs was fun. And looking at squiggly moving things under the microscope was ace too.

But you used to have to do that in the creepy lab with horrible dead baby animal foetuses and stuff in jars. Sick

It makes me laugh when Americans call it a pee-tree dish.

*giggle*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2009, 4:57 PM BST

Physics she had to compare the action of a biuret moving water to something else, do something with a resistor, and plan a...thing...Basically I have no clue.

What the flip is a biuret?

Quote: Rob H @ May 18 2009, 5:02 PM BST

But you used to have to do that in the creepy lab with horrible dead baby animal foetuses and stuff in jars. Sick

Your school was just... wrong.

Quote: zooo @ May 18 2009, 5:00 PM BST

Ooh, dissecting cow hearts and eyeballs was fun.

Cooooooool.

Quote: zooo @ May 18 2009, 5:02 PM BST

It makes me laugh when Americans call it a pee-tree dish.

*giggle*

It makes me want to scream when they call basil 'Bay-sil' and risotto ' ris-oh-toe'. Angry But it makes me laugh when they call a bum a 'fanny'.

*giggles too*

Quote: Aaron @ May 18 2009, 5:02 PM BST

You are a very very weird man.

Yes, yes I am. It's my love of hyperbole which marks me as different.

Quote: Aaron @ May 18 2009, 5:03 PM BST

Cooooooool.

You also are a touch strange. Hint of serial killer coming to the surface.

Quote: zooo @ May 18 2009, 5:03 PM BST

Your school was just... wrong.

True, but it could have been worse.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 16 2009, 3:34 PM BST

*shudders* It meant my English teacher said "She'll do whatever she f**king has to, to keep her c**t wet." :|

See?

Quote: Rob H @ May 18 2009, 5:07 PM BST

But it makes me laugh when they call a bum a 'fanny'.

I think it's disturbing that they call a fanny a beaver.
If I were an American child I think it would make me afraid of them, getting bitten, seriously mauled or something?
No wonder gay population is on the increase.

Quote: Aaron @ May 18 2009, 5:02 PM BST

What the flip is a biuret?

Thin, hollow glass tube. May have spelt it wrong, but I spelt it as such as I assume it's as in "Biuret solution".

Quote: Rob H @ May 18 2009, 5:07 PM BST

See?

Laughing out loud !

The important question is, will you be allowed to use a pipette?

Quote: Rob H @ May 18 2009, 5:02 PM BST

But you used to have to do that in the creepy lab with horrible dead baby animal foetuses and stuff in jars. Sick

The school I went to had an actual human baby foetus in a jar. It was taken out when I was 13 and given a proper burial.

:O

I know! :O

Apparently it belonged to one of the lab technicians, and she donated it to the school for education.

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