What have you 'liberated' from work? Page 4

Quote: Rob H @ May 15 2009, 3:17 PM BST

Yes, I admit it: I love hairless, horse-faced, socialists with a body like a clothes horse.

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I didn't think there were any socialists left in the Labour party.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 15 2009, 3:17 PM BST

And that's actually a punishment for you, is it? At certain establishments you'd have to pay good money for that.

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I thought you were off? I am in a minute. I just like to stay online long enough to earn a stiff talking to from my sexy lady boss.

Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 3:18 PM BST

I didn't think there were any socialists left in the Labour party.

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Well 'Champagne Socialist' has become tautolgical.

Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 3:19 PM BST

I didn't think there were any socialists left in the Labour party.

I thought you were off? I am in a minute. I just like to stay online long enough to earn a stiff talking to from my sexy lady boss.

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I'm nearly done. And 'Coooor!'

Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 3:19 PM BST

I didn't think there were any socialists left in the Labour party.

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The Prime Minister isn't exactly landed gentry.

Do the next best thing. Liberate "parts" of yourself while at work. It's tremendous for relieving stress.

The old 'low five', Chips?

Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 3:12 PM BST

Me thinks the lady dost protest too much!

(And that is actual Shakespeare for you).

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Actually, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". No?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 16 2009, 3:20 PM BST

Actually, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". No?

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>_<

Did I miss something?

I liberated a wallet and a laptop from my last place of work. As a result my boss gave me a P45 & the Judge gave me community service. The CS was quite a giggle though; especially when we ended up having water fights instead of cleaning the tanks like we were supposed to :-)

*can't tell if he's serious or not*

Just smiiiile and nod.

Quote: Denzil Penworthy @ May 16 2009, 3:40 PM BST

I liberated a wallet and a laptop from my last place of work. As a result my boss gave me a P45 & the Judge gave me community service. The CS was quite a giggle though; especially when we ended up having water fights instead of cleaning the tanks like we were supposed to :-)

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Are they 'putting stuff in' tanks, or 'blowing stuff up' tanks?

They were the 'blowing stuff up' type tanks. It was at a tank museum.

You could've hotwired one and had your revenge.