Quote: Bad dog @ May 15 2009, 2:34 PM BSTI should probably blame an MP! "But the home secretary encouraged me, your honour."
I was thinking about Margaret Becket and just had to relieve myself immediately.
What have you 'liberated' from work? Page 3
Quote: Rob H @ May 15 2009, 2:36 PM BSTI was thinking about Margaret Becket and just had to relieve myself immediately.
Like a woman with alopecia, do you? 
(Or was that relieve in the take a piss sense and not have a quick wank sense?)
Quote: Rob H @ May 15 2009, 2:36 PM BSTI was thinking about Margaret Becket and just had to relieve myself immediately.
Hmmm. That should have been in quote marks as a defence.
"I was thinking about Margaret Becket and just had to relieve myself
immediately."
Just for the record I do not fancy Margaret Becket. 
Quote: Rob H @ May 15 2009, 2:54 PM BSTJust for the record I do not fancy Margaret Becket.
I'd rather have Samuel Beckett.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 15 2009, 2:55 PM BSTI'd rather have Samuel Beckett.
I liked Quantum Leap too. 
I'd rather have Aids.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 15 2009, 2:55 PM BSTI'd rather have Samuel Beckett.
I thought you meant you needed to take a dump, Rob!
Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 3:00 PM BSTI liked Quantum Leap too.
Let me guess: you liked the ones where he was a fit young woman and you used to imagine that you were Sam and what you'd do if you found that you had a fit young woman's body instead of your own? You are, like, sooooo pathetic.
Or was it only me who (used) to think that..
Quote: Bad dog @ May 15 2009, 3:02 PM BSTI thought you meant you needed to take a dump, Rob!
Quote: Rob H @ May 15 2009, 3:04 PM BSTOr was it only me who (used) to think that..
You weren't alone. 
(As opposed to now, where you very much are in your love of Margaret Becket)
Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 3:00 PM BSTI liked Quantum Leap too.
Samuel Beckett wrote Quantum Leap?! .....(I apologise. Nearly time for me to go, I think).
Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 3:05 PM BSTYou weren't alone.
(As opposed to now, where you very much are in your love of Margaret Becket)
It's not my fault! I mis-read the personal ad. I thought it said "Raunchy heiress", not "Paunchy, hairless." :0(
And can I just clarify I would rather rub off against a cheese-grater than so much as kiss Margaret Becket.
Quote: Griff @ May 14 2009, 11:29 PM BSTIt was 20 years ago! The books got lost about 100 house moves back...
Or "liberated" by the removal men.
Quote: Rob H @ May 15 2009, 3:10 PM BSTAnd can I just clarify I would rather rub off against a cheese-grater than so much as kiss Margaret Becket.
Me thinks the lady dost protest too much! 
(And that is actual Shakespeare for you).
Yes, I admit it: I love the hairless, horse-faced, socialist with a body like a clothes horse.
Such we are made of, such we be.
Quote: Rob H @ May 15 2009, 3:10 PM BSTAnd can I just clarify I would rather rub off against a cheese-grater than so much as kiss Margaret Becket.
And that's actually a punishment for you, is it? At certain establishments you'd have to pay good money for that.