Quote: Lee Henman @ May 14 2009, 12:18 PM BSTOh I say!
Top bloke. 
What are you eating? Page 255
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2009, 12:15 PM BSTI can dream.
Oh, if it's not my nipple, what is it?
His thumb.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2009, 11:46 AM BSTChip, we never hear about satsuma 2 of 5, or 3 or 4 of 5. What happens?
I said about that a few days ago when he got to 5!
Oh dear, I copied! Naughty Ellie. *Holds hand out for slapping*
*Shakes head* Just proves Chip's 2-5 satsuma neglect.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 14 2009, 4:36 PM BST*Shakes head* Just proves Chip's 2-5 satsuma neglect.
Ironically some women at work were teasing me earlier about my satsuma habit. I found it faintly arousing. 
Does not surprise me.
Pocky!
A homemade ham sandwich.
Early for ham?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 15 2009, 10:28 AM BSTEarly for ham?
It doesn't contain alcohol.
Another one of those McSkillet breakfast burritos from McDonald's. Airport food: one of life's great hardships.
A packet of McVittes mini cheddars. I like them, but I feel wrong eating them. Like I'm a food paedo.
Go back to your satsumas, freak boy.