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What have you 'liberated' from work?

That's supposed to say (w)ork!

Despite starting this, I've nothing much to brag about really. Mind you, I used to do well out of being at college in the early nineties; stationery and stuff.

So come on everybody, full and frank confessions please.

About £16,000 on hooky exes. I'm a part-time MP

Meanwhile...

A set of adjustable wire strippers when I once worked for an electronics company a long time ago. God knows why though, I only ever used them when fitting a plug.

What used to make me laugh is when my dad would liberate pens and stuff from work and then when I would nab them from him he'd get upset!

I changed title in attempt to fix!
Hope that's okay?

Yer I attempted too, and failed miserably.

Aw.

I get free cakes sometimes.
But they're allowed.

Quote: The Rook @ May 14 2009, 7:01 PM BST

What used to make me laugh is when my dad would liberate pens and stuff from work and then when I would nab them from him he'd get upset!

Thankyou

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2009, 7:20 PM BST

Yer I attempted too, and failed miserably.

and thankyou.

Quote: Griff @ May 14 2009, 7:35 PM BST

I nicked loads of books from the university library when I was a student. I've felt terribly guilty ever since. Maybe I should send a donation as a mysterious benefactor to ease my conscience.

What did you do with the books? Can't you send them back?

I definitely haven't liberated anything from work because I'm being made redundant tomorrow - honestly!

Quote: Chappers @ May 15 2009, 12:29 AM BST

I definitely haven't liberated anything from work because I'm being made redundant tomorrow - honestly!

Ouch... You have to steal something then or at very least call your boss a wanker.

I tend to steal pens and the usual crap... Stop a screwdriver from work though, no idea why...

I quit a crap job many years ago, started up my own business after stealing most of the customer base.
The judge wasn't impressed.

Cat deterrents, I got two out the other day.

The usual. Blocks of paper. Envelopes. Post It notes. Biros. Printer cartridges. And once a chair on wheels.

Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 10:02 AM BST

The usual. Blocks of paper. Envelopes. Post It notes. Biros. Printer cartridges. And once a chair on wheels.

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That's blatant, no nonsense liberation. Did you just nonchalantly roll it out?

Enough materials and equipment to start my own business. :D

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