Quote: bigfella @ May 14 2009, 2:44 PM BSTSomeone has it do though!
That's why I advocate direct monarchial rule. 
Stephen Fry hits the nail on the head! Page 4
I could almost agree with you Aaron but which one?
Queen, not many years left on the clock.
Charles, building hating loony with an anus full of warm coffee.
Harry, a Nazi who likes alcopops.
William, too much of a girl to marry his girlfriend of 7 years.
The Duchess of Kent?
Quote: sootyj @ May 14 2009, 3:12 PM BSTCharles, building hating loony
Loony? Pah. He's spot on.
Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2009, 3:17 PM BSTLoony? Pah. He's spot on.
Of course if we're going to impose impossibly high moral standards Charles is out for his infidelities.
Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2009, 3:17 PM BSTLoony? Pah. He's spot on.
All buildings should be really old looking, expensive and badly designed.
Aaron can I give you a get out of jail free card on this one. No sensible person can defend the jug eared, sexually confused loon.
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2009, 3:21 PM BSTOf course if we're going to impose impossibly high moral standards Charles is out for his infidelities.
I agree, staying faithful to a beautiful wife 20 years younger then you is surely impossible.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 14 2009, 3:23 PM BSTI agree, staying faithful to a beautiful wife 20 years younger then you is surely impossible.
That said, Diana was hard work. So needy.
Faithfull to an egomaninacal tart who wasn't that hot and who wanted to f**k Arabs than George Bush.
Charles and Camilla are true love! I think their story is quite romantic.
So neither of them are oil paintings, who carez.
Quote: zooo @ May 14 2009, 3:27 PM BSTSo neither of them are oil paintings, who carez.
I love it when you project. 
Ooh stick you!
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2009, 3:28 PM BSTI love it when you project.
Hehe. I somehow knew you'd pipe up with that.
Quote: zooo @ May 14 2009, 3:30 PM BSTHehe. I somehow knew you'd pipe up with that.
You tee them up, I knock them down the fairway. We're a partnership. 
I seem to have lost my golf bag... Mind if I use your arse?