Queen dissolves Parliament

The Queen and Prince Philip are talking.

Queen: Philip, one has come to a monumental decision.

Philip: Not again Liz! Last time you did that we ended up having Edward.

Queen: No! I'm going to dissolve parliament, all these money grapping bastards running the country.

Philip: What! Who is going to bloody run it then?

Queen: We are. The whole family!

Philip: What like the f**king Mafia?

Queen: Look you can run the Foreign Office, you're good with Jonny foreigner.

Philip: True.

Queen: And we have natural leaders for every job in the cabinet - Charles can handle the environment, Zara can do sport and of course Harry can handle immigration policy!

Philip: Actually on reflection it's a great idea!

Queen: Too right it is. Now Winsor or Balmoral?

Philip: What about them?

Queen: For the second home allowance!

Nice punchline.
And a decent sketch but there's loads of oportunities for gags enroute you seem to have missed out.

Quote: sootyj @ May 14 2009, 3:14 PM BST

Nice punchline.
And a decent sketch but there's loads of oportunities for gags enroute you seem to have missed out.

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Maybe so. I'm out of practice!

But I thought there were quite a few along the way.

Go on - give me a few ideas.

Oh just an example of why CHarles would be good with the environment etc.

Or maybe that Phil's good with all 3 kinds of foreigners.

Darkies, chinkies and Dagos.

Yeah. Quite like the Philip bit! Cheers Soots

On the Charles line - I was trying to use the rule of three. Two normal ones followed by the curved ball - although it probably wasn't that curved!

This is less obscure and much more funny, you should expand it, it has legs.