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Stephen Fry hits the nail on the head! Page 3

We should pick out names from the electoral register at random.

Quote: Bad dog @ May 14 2009, 2:25 PM BST

Although people are thinking they might do well in Europe, so much so that near here recently there were anti-BNP campaigners in the market place.

Europe is a joke. If they do well there it'll again be because they're targeting issues that matter to people, combined with the ridiculous voting system. And anti-BNP campaigners should get a life. Go out and form a valid alternative party, don't just blindly object.

You'd have to vet them for criminal records and IQ, of course!

Quote: Griff @ May 14 2009, 2:27 PM BST

Yep, that's what we want, Baby P's Mum's boyfriends running the country.

Marc Pierson? Or Mark Pearson, as he's sometimes known.

Quote: Bad dog @ May 14 2009, 2:31 PM BST

You'd have to vet them for criminal records and IQ, of course!

Well at least we've ruled out Scotland.

Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2009, 2:31 PM BST

Marc Pierson? Or Mark Pearson, as he's sometimes known.

Yeah that would be Peirson!

:)

You don't have to do it, you could turn it down.

Quote: Griff @ May 14 2009, 2:34 PM BST

Most people can't be arsed to do their own piffling jobs properly as witnessed by this forum.

Cool

Quote: Griff @ May 14 2009, 2:34 PM BST

Most people can't be arsed to do their own piffling jobs properly as witnessed by this forum.

How very, very dare you sir! :D

Quote: Griff @ May 14 2009, 2:13 PM BST

Are you seriously suggesting that the chavvy teenagers vandalising bus stops are doing this because they see MPs claiming for sink plugs?

Yes.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 14 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Yes.

Although we've only just found out about this, and teenagers vandalising bus stops has gone on for significantly longer.

Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2009, 2:25 PM BST

As for the MPs claims, some of them are ridiculous and some are perfectly reasonable. But ultimately there's something very untrustworthy about someone who actively seeks power. We'd be better off returning to direct monarchial rule.

Someone has it do though!

Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Although we've only just found out about this, and teenagers vandalising bus stops has gone on for significantly longer.

Perhaps they've just known about the sink plugs for longer.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 14 2009, 2:45 PM BST

Perhaps they've just known about the sink plugs for longer.

Bloody well-informed teenagers!

Quote: Griff @ May 14 2009, 2:13 PM BST

Are you seriously suggesting that the chavvy teenagers vandalising bus stops are doing this because they see MPs claiming for sink plugs? Most of them don't even know what MPs are.

Also, we don't pay their wages voluntarily. It annoys me when people say "I pay my taxes" as if that is some demonstration of them being a good citizen. Your taxes get taken off you and there's f**k all you can do about it.

Typical reactionary blame the victim stuff.

Why does no one ask what the bus stop did to hurt or offend the teenagers?

They may be unable to read and feel belittled by stops with words and numbers on them.

Get rid of bus stops and let's all catch the wrong bus together.

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