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Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 3:33 PM BST

Online they only have desert forks! :(

Teary I tried, Ellie, really I tried!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 12 2009, 3:37 PM BST

Teary I tried, Ellie, really I tried!

:| Do or do not. There is no try.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 1:49 PM BST

I need to buy lots of forks (about 50) for the office... any ideas? Cheap please!

IKEA.

Quote: chipolata @ May 12 2009, 1:53 PM BST

A couple of weeks ago there were no forks in the office and I had to eat a pizza with a knife and spoon. I looked like I had learning difficulties. >_<

What's wrong with using your hands?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 3:33 PM BST

Online they only have desert forks! :(

They don't sell the cheap stuff online. Go to a branch yourself. You're a woman, you must love to shop.

Quote: Aaron @ May 12 2009, 5:54 PM BST

IKEA.

*bows* Thank you, thank you. :D

Quote: Aaron @ May 12 2009, 5:54 PM BST

They don't sell the cheap stuff online. Go to a branch yourself. You're a woman, you must love to shop.

Actually, I hate it. I hate any type apart from online.

You need your womb adjusted.

*Can't say what my Devil wants me to out of respect and decorum.*

Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 10:48 PM BST

You need your womb adjusted.

Did you know a womb is only 7 inches long/wide? Also, very flat (until you get a baby in it).

I did not know that!

I know! I was shocked too. I thought it was massive!!! I should have listened in biology.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 10:43 PM BST

Actually, I hate it. I hate any type apart from online.

(I knew that really. But come on, IKEA!)

Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 10:48 PM BST

You need your womb adjusted.

Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 11:05 PM BST

I know! I was shocked too. I thought it was massive!!! I should have listened in biology.

Makes sense. The vagina increases in size by up to, I think, 300% when aroused.

Not that it needs to. Teary

Quote: Aaron @ May 12 2009, 11:33 PM BST

Makes sense. The vagina increases in size by up to, I think, 300% when aroused.

Now that's just showing off...

Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 10:48 PM BST

You need your womb adjusted.

like an MOT for your lady parts?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 11:05 PM BST

I know! I was shocked too. I thought it was massive!!! I should have listened in biology.

You really don't. I know all of this from biology, and it's traumatising. Like the fact that each ovary is 1.5 to 3 cm in length and 2.5 to 5cm in length. Whyyyyy do I need to knooow?!

Quote: Aaron @ May 12 2009, 11:33 PM BST

Makes sense. The vagina increases in size by up to, I think, 300% when aroused.

If only the penis did!

Quote: Paul W @ May 13 2009, 7:51 AM BST

like an MOT for your lady parts?

Do they check immissions?

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