Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 3:33 PM BSTOnline they only have desert forks!
I tried, Ellie, really I tried!
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 12 2009, 3:37 PM BST
Do or do not. There is no try.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 1:49 PM BSTI need to buy lots of forks (about 50) for the office... any ideas? Cheap please!
IKEA.
Quote: chipolata @ May 12 2009, 1:53 PM BSTA couple of weeks ago there were no forks in the office and I had to eat a pizza with a knife and spoon. I looked like I had learning difficulties. >_<
What's wrong with using your hands?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 3:33 PM BSTOnline they only have desert forks!
They don't sell the cheap stuff online. Go to a branch yourself. You're a woman, you must love to shop.
Quote: Aaron @ May 12 2009, 5:54 PM BSTIKEA.
*bows* Thank you, thank you. 
Quote: Aaron @ May 12 2009, 5:54 PM BSTThey don't sell the cheap stuff online. Go to a branch yourself. You're a woman, you must love to shop.
Actually, I hate it. I hate any type apart from online.
You need your womb adjusted.
*Can't say what my Devil wants me to out of respect and decorum.*
Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 10:48 PM BSTYou need your womb adjusted.
Did you know a womb is only 7 inches long/wide? Also, very flat (until you get a baby in it).
I did not know that!
I know! I was shocked too. I thought it was massive!!! I should have listened in biology.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 10:43 PM BSTActually, I hate it. I hate any type apart from online.
(I knew that really. But come on, IKEA!)
Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 10:48 PM BSTYou need your womb adjusted.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 11:05 PM BSTI know! I was shocked too. I thought it was massive!!! I should have listened in biology.
Makes sense. The vagina increases in size by up to, I think, 300% when aroused.
Not that it needs to.
Quote: Aaron @ May 12 2009, 11:33 PM BSTMakes sense. The vagina increases in size by up to, I think, 300% when aroused.
Now that's just showing off...
Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 10:48 PM BSTYou need your womb adjusted.
like an MOT for your lady parts?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 11:05 PM BSTI know! I was shocked too. I thought it was massive!!! I should have listened in biology.
You really don't. I know all of this from biology, and it's traumatising. Like the fact that each ovary is 1.5 to 3 cm in length and 2.5 to 5cm in length. Whyyyyy do I need to knooow?!
Quote: Aaron @ May 12 2009, 11:33 PM BSTMakes sense. The vagina increases in size by up to, I think, 300% when aroused.
If only the penis did!
Quote: Paul W @ May 13 2009, 7:51 AM BSTlike an MOT for your lady parts?
Do they check immissions?