British Comedy Guide

Pass the pass question Page 9

They apply for the job and are succesful in their application.

How do you do what you do to me?

I wish I knew.

Who loves ya baby?

Just one more thing,

can you dig it?

Quote: Balf @ May 12 2009, 9:27 PM BST

Just one more thing,

can you dig it?

No

Can you get jiggy with it?

I would but I'm scared of Pennywise.

Who do you think your looking at?

Is the incorrect spelling of who do you think 'you're' looking at.

Why am I doing Aaron's job for him?

Because you have no life.

Why am I so unbearably smug?

Quote: Kenneth @ May 13 2009, 3:12 AM BST

Because you have no life.

Why am I so unbearably smug?

Because you won £2 on a scratch card last night.

Who the hell still uses the word courting?

My granny when enquiring about my sex life.

Why do I have to start work so early?

Because you're secretly a milkman/woman. :)

Should I get to work now?

No, have a day off.

Should we be allowed one duvet day a month?

Only if the whole of the BSG forum can get in as well.

I am tired at work today becuase?

You've been popping to the toilet for a wank every hour.

Why Do I want to punch my boss square in the face?

Quote: Paul W @ May 13 2009, 1:51 PM BST

Why Do I want to punch my boss square in the face?

Because he reminds you of your mother.

Why is magnolia such a popular colour for walls?

Because it makes the rooms look bigger and clean...

How many marshmallows can I fit in my mouth?

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