Who do you fancy? Page 394

Quote: roscoff @ May 11 2009, 10:52 PM BST

Dr Alice Roberts. Not everyone's cup of tea but she'll do for me. I'll just play hard to get and she'll soon come knocking. I'm such a babe magnet

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Crikey roscoff, she's kind of scary looking, must have a smashing personality (or a bionic vagina) to warrant your consideration.

To each his or her own I suppose, my mate fancies Jo Wiley but I think she looks like a gypsy's dog pissing on an electric fence.

I kind of fancy Nicole Kidman, even though I suspect she's totally bonkers and that one night, I would wake up and find her staring at me. 'Jesus, what are you doing?' I would exclaim and she would reply in a cold and emotionless tone 'Just watching you sleeping.' Before sliding the knife back under her pillow.

Bloody hell Renegade!
Not just before we all go to bed, please.

Quote: zooo @ May 11 2009, 11:46 PM BST

Bloody hell Renegade!
Not just before we all go to bed, please.

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That's a bit forward of you zooo, what makes you think I want to go to bed with you and Aaron?

If you couldn't sleep before, you won't now.

Ha! What an image.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 11 2009, 11:44 PM BST

I kind of fancy Nicole Kidman, even though I suspect she's totally bonkers and that one night,

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She is very hot. I like her best in Dead Calm with a frizzy perm. Plus you see her naked bottom as Kellie Brooks future ex-husband bones her.

Her poor doggy.

Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 2:12 PM BST

Her poor doggy.

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Does her dog die in that? It's a while since I saw it, and I tend to remember Nicole's bare bottom and the dodgy film Sam Neil finds on the other ship. I don't know why.

Yeah the dog gets it with a crossbow through the door.

Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 2:23 PM BST

Yeah the dog gets it with a crossbow through the door.

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I remember now.

(I'd make it a law that no animal characters can be killed or injured in films. Just children).

Good law.

Quote: chipolata @ May 12 2009, 2:26 PM BST

I remember now.

(I'd make it a law that no animal characters can be killed or injured in films. Just children).

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Although it was rather funny when Gene Hunt shot a dog in last nights Ashes to Ashes. Oh my God!, he's, like, so non-pc!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 12 2009, 2:29 PM BST

Oh my God!, he's, like, so non-pc!

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Non PC's the new PC.

My friend Dave wants to jump Charlotte Church - he's made a ramp and bought a motorcycle.

I thang yew.

I'm a Nicole Kidman fan too. She just looks dirty to me. And Doc Roberts for exactly the opposite reason. I'm a little confused bunny me

If this is not a beautiful woman, who is?