Just pick it up with your bare hands, that's my advice. As long as there's plenty of napkins to hand.
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Find one of those companies that sell stuff to cafes.
Quote: chipolata @ May 12 2009, 1:53 PM BSTA couple of weeks ago there were no forks in the office and I had to eat a pizza with a knife and spoon. I looked like I had learning difficulties. >_<
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 12 2009, 2:13 PM BSTJust pick it up with your bare hands, that's my advice.
This also applies to when you're walking your dog and he does a jobbie.
Quote: chipolata @ May 12 2009, 2:17 PM BSTThis also applies to when you're walking your dog and he does a jobbie.
And then eating the pizza straight after, of course.
I have searched everywhere. No where sells bulk amounts of forks by themselves. I don't want a set!!!!
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2009, 2:20 PM BSTI have searched everywhere. No where sells bulk amounts of forks by themselves. I don't want a set!!!!
Post your address and every BSGer will send you a fork from their kitchen. What could go wrong? 
I just want a forkkkkkkkkkkk!
(Don't shout that out loudly in the office, people start undoing their pants!)
You'll have to buy a big box of 1000 white plastic forks. Then if you have to get knives too it doesn't matter cos they're so cheap. 
Plastic forks are rubbish. No use to man nor beast.
What about office workers?
Quote: zooo @ May 12 2009, 2:28 PM BSTWhat about office workers?
They're covered in the beast category. 
Quote: chipolata @ May 12 2009, 2:37 PM BSTThey're covered in the beast category.
IKEA has aaaaall the forks. I'm telling you this thanks to the experience of Andy giving himself "cutlery hands" when we were dragged a while ago.
Online they only have desert forks! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 12 2009, 3:25 PM BSTIKEA has aaaaall the forks. I'm telling you this thanks to the experience of Andy giving himself "cutlery hands" when we were dragged a while ago.