Boys!!! Stop it. I am going off this place already. Go and start a fight thread, or BE NICE.
Langham, can we forgive him? Page 7
Quote: Loopey @ August 7, 2007, 1:07 PMBoys!!! Stop it. I am going off this place already. Go and start a fight thread, or BE NICE.
They're just letting off the frustration and anger they have for their tiny willies. Don't worry about it. 
Loopey, that doesn't help. Use the 'Report Post' button if you're offended.
Skippy, Frankie, it'll only end in tears.
It's ok, I'll ignore them. No doubt the toys will be returned to the pram eventually. 
Aaron, how do they all know I've got a small willy, eh? eh? who's been talking...
Also, Leevil you'll find as you grow up that everything ends in tears...
No probs on my part but that arse threw a drink in my face... where I come from that's usually where we have to apologise to the lady and buy her another drink...
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 7, 2007, 12:50 PMI like your laughing horse, he's making more sense than you are...
...but I guess that's as usual, eh?
<Wipes face>
Now what, is there more?
Ah Ha! He's gone, tail between his legs, no surprises there then... alas British pirates aren't what they were...
I stepped away to splice me mainbrace...
British?
You're still trying to stir it up, little squib.
Assumptions, assumptions.
I remove my eyepatch, turn my head slightly left, and look at you with me skubby eye.
I'm looking at you, Frankie Rage.
Tell you what:
I'm gonna drop a couple of pound coins on the floor and I'm a-gonna watch you pick them up.
There you go, boy. Have at it. ''
That's kind of you, they usually throw them in the spitoon and I have to recover them from there...
<picks up coins and shuffles off>
Quote: Loopey @ August 7, 2007, 1:07 PMBoys!!! Stop it. I am going off this place already. Go and start a fight thread, or BE NICE.
Hi Loop ... nice to see you here! It's a bit different than 4L ... on 4L there was only the one Kent Pete to contend with, on here it looks like his whole family posts!!!
Oh dear, how many KP reincarnations are there? Not sure I can cope with that.
I think it's ruder on here - that's the main difference. It's upsetting for a well brung up young layhadee like wot I is. I think I'll be alright though, Rube is here to look after me and I don't understand rudee stuff so I'll just ignore it. I have already discovered at least one other lady with a chocolate stash so I think it's worth hanging around.
If anyone feels that a post is inappropriate, hit the 'Report' button next to it, or send me a private message about it.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 7, 2007, 2:28 PMThat's kind of you, they usually throw them in the spitoon and I have to recover them from there...
<picks up coins and shuffles off>
Don't shuffle off, little mite.
Come 'ere, come 'ere...
Sit yourself right here on my lap.
There you go.
Like sitting up on the Rock of Gibraltar, eh wot?
Say now, where did you get these trousers?
You think maybe we need to take 'em off and give 'em a wash?
Mine could use a good wash, too...
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ August 7, 2007, 6:29 PMDon't shuffle off, little mite.
Come 'ere, come 'ere...
Sit yourself right here on my lap.
There you go.
Like sitting up on the Rock of Gibraltar, eh wot?
Say now, where did you get these trousers?
You think maybe we need to take 'em off and give 'em a wash?
Mine could use a good wash, too...
Next you'll be calling me Roger, the cabin boy... strewth!
Throw them in the spittoon next time, makes it easier for me to hate you...
Roger me mite, it's time we put our plumbs together and see what becomes of it.
By the way, that ain't no spittoon, little squib...
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ August 7, 2007, 6:43 PMRoger me mite, it's time we put our plumbs together and see what becomes of it.
By the way, that ain't no spittoon, little squib...
Don't tell me it's a po...
I think I'll keep my plumb to myself, thanking you...
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 7, 2007, 6:48 PMDon't tell me it's a po...
I think I'll keep my plumb to myself, thanking you...
Now wait a minute here, mite. What's the rush? You got ants in your pants? Let's have a little peek...Maybe even grab an eye full of that solitary plumb of yours...What happened to the other one?