Just a topical quickie I wrote whilst reading the paper.
GORDON STANDING AT MIRROR CONFUSED LOOKING AT MAKE-UP BRUSH. ALISTAIR DARLING STANDS OUT OF SHOT.
GORDON:
How does this go on Alistair ? I can't bloody work it out.
ALISTAIR COMES INTO SHOT OVERLY MADE UP. ORANGE FACED AND BRIGHT WHITE TEETH.
ALISTAIR:
More is less Gordon, more is less. Pile it on you'll look brilliant.
GORDON:
And you're sure everybody's wearing it...Men as well ?
ALISTAIR:
Everybody does it Gord, look here comes David.
ENTER DAVID MILLIBAND IN FULL CLOWN MAKE UP