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Which is the sexiest nation? Page 3

I think Spanish women are very sexy, if I was inclined that way.

Quote: Ian Wolf @ May 11 2009, 3:49 PM BST

I believe that probably the sexiest and certainly the most perverse nation, or rather micronation is The Other World Kingdom - a dominatrix state located somewhere in the Czech Republic.

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FLIPPING NORAH! :O

Quote: Aaron @ May 11 2009, 4:10 PM BST

FLIPPING NORAH! :O

Agreed. The mid day sleeping thing and big hats are just to much to deal with.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 11 2009, 4:05 PM BST

I think Spanish women are very sexy, if I was inclined that way.

If you were that way inclined and met a sexy Spanish girl, how might that go? And what would happen next? ;)

Laughing out loud Nice.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 11 2009, 4:58 PM BST

Laughing out loud Nice.

I think Chipolata's perverse ways are rubbing off on me.

Quote: zooo @ May 11 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Have you seen any real Americans?
If you think they're sexy you'd better have your bed reinforced.

I have seen plenty of real Americans, I used to live there. And while true, they do have a surfeit of larger people, they don't normally put them on the telly.

That's the difference you see, the Brits celebrate the ugly and vapid whereas the Americans celebrate the beautuiful and vapid. You can excuse a whole lot of dumb if it's pretty enough.

And to finally hammer my point home that the UK is a trout-fest, just compare our female politicians to the French, the Italians or the Americans. Name one female MP who is even vaguely do-able?

And I used surfeit in a sentence, so I win. Cool

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 11 2009, 5:09 PM BST

And to finally hammer my point home that the UK is a trout-fest, just compare our female politicians to the French, the Italians or the Americans. Name one female MP who is even vaguely do-able?

Maybe it's because attractive women aren't taken seriously in the UK?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 11 2009, 5:09 PM BST

I have seen plenty of real Americans, I used to live there. And while true, they do have a surfeit of larger people, they don't normally put them on the telly.

That's the difference you see, the Brits celebrate the ugly and vapid whereas the Americans celebrate the beautuiful and vapid. You can excuse a whole lot of dumb if it's pretty enough.

And to finally hammer my point home that the UK is a trout-fest, just compare our female politicians to the French, the Italians or the Americans. Name one female MP who is even vaguely do-able?

And I used surfeit in a sentence, so I win. Cool

Well... maybe the main thing to be celebrated about people isn't whether they conform to some bizarre unrealistic image of 'beauty'...?

I see and agree with your initial point, English soap stars are often mingers, and would never get on American soaps.
But you seem to be saying the American way is better.
I reeeeeeeeeally don't think it is.
I'd much rather there were some ugly/fat/ordinary people on my telly.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 11 2009, 5:01 PM BST

I think Chipolata's perverse ways are rubbing off on me.

chipolata tries to rub off on everyone.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 11 2009, 5:09 PM BST

And to finally hammer my point home that the UK is a trout-fest, just compare our female politicians to the French, the Italians or the Americans. Name one female MP who is even vaguely do-able?

Image

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Who's she? Oh, MSP Nicola Sturgeon isn't a total trout.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 11 2009, 5:14 PM BST

Maybe it's because attractive women aren't taken seriously in the UK?

Like Joanna Lumley? ;)

From meeting many attractive women (well spying on them from a distance with my Junior Detective Periscope), some you take seriously and some you don't. I think most really unbelieveably hot and gorgeous women take the easy route - marry someone rich or become a model / actress / pop star - and then marry someone rich.

Of course, I'm generalising and there are always exceptions to the rule - like when I watch movies or play video games - the female scientist is always a smokin' hot 22 year old super model. So it must be true.

And zooo, I know where you are coming from, the Americans saturate their media with images of idealised physical perfection, which can make you quite depressed after a while.

Having said that, I'd rather see Pamela Anderson in a bathing suit then Heather Trott. Sick

I think the British have a snobby attitude about vanity and making an effort, that the French and Italians don't have. Therefore women who care about how they look are usually seen as shallow and stupid in British society.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 11 2009, 6:17 PM BST

I think the British have a snobby attitude about vanity and making an effort, that the French and Italians don't have. Therefore women who care about how they look are usually seen as shallow and stupid in British society.

I agree with you 100% Dolly, but don't forget to chuck in some good old fashioned British laziness in there as well.

The one that always gets me is when someone is being interviewed for the news, in America, Italy or France, they get their hair and make up done and wear some stylish clothes, whereas the Brits think it's perfectly acceptable to roll out of bed and whack on a scrunchy.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 11 2009, 6:30 PM BST

whereas the Brits think it's perfectly acceptable to roll out of bed and whack on a scrunchy.

:D

Reminds me of those 'housewives' doorstepped by the likes of Keith Chegwin at 6am when they're in their dressing gowns. They pretty much do the same thing but it's usually too late - we've seen 'em! I can't imagine that happening in France somehow.

Jx

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