haha...it's only lunchtime for me!! Anyway guys i'm off to go and do some touristy things!! Take care and it was good speaking in real time! Ciao
Leevil - big kiss
Jude - Yarrrrr
Things that piss you off Page 42
Yarrr too Ellie, only lunchtime... I better go to bed!
Chat to you soon
Laterz Ellie, have fun.
I'm off to, to dream about all this choclate leather boobie weapons?
Quote: Leevil @ July 25, 2007, 1:49 AMChocolate, big boobies, rubbing and now leather, wow, that's quite a night in.
AND they're talking about eating down under! 
My doctor told me to have chocolate. 
Things that piss me off. Those new promos on News 24 where reporters show 'knowledgable' they are. One guy was talking about how he understands the difference between a Muslim Middle East and a Mainly Christian West. Thank God they sent him and not me, I would have got in massive trouble with my pictures of Mohammed and Zionist attitudes. Sheesh. The other one that annoys is the Vatican guy 'We work in centuries not days' bollocks. Try reporting the news not being it you jumped up z list celebrities. The only BBC reporters I have any respect for are John Simpson and Frank Gardner and the Newsnight team. All the other BBC TV news is glorified rubber necking bullshit. Rant over
*sings*
Why is everything so bollocks,
Why is everything so gay,
Why is everything so annoying,
Not just now but everyday,
Why does it anger me so,
Why does it aggravate,
Why can't it go away,
When I masturbate?
It really pisses me off,
It really does too,
I know you don't believe me,
That's why I say f**k you.
Why is everything so crap,
Why is everything shit,
Why when I strike a match,
Does it not get lit,
Why when I kick someone,
Do they not fall down,
Is it because,
I'm dressed like a clown?
It really pisses me off,
It really does too,
I know you don't believe me,
That's why I say f**k you.
Why can't I squeeze some tits,
Without getting hit,
Why can't I wack off,
Whenever I want,
It's not like I'm going to,
Cum in a font.
It really pisses me off,
It really does too,
I know you don't believe,
That's why I say f**k you.
F**k you,
F**k you,
f**k yoooouuuuuuu.
*stops singing*
Quote: ajp29 @ August 7, 2007, 2:35 AMThe only BBC reporters I have any respect for are John Simpson and Frank Gardner and the Newsnight team. All the other BBC TV news is glorified rubber necking bullshit.
And Jenny Scott, obviously. (Well ok, the whole of The Daily Politics team.)
Quote: Leevil @ August 7, 2007, 3:18 AM*sings*
...
*stops singing*
*pats Leevil on the head*
Yes dear.
Quote: Aaron @ August 7, 2007, 7:21 AMAnd Jenny Scott, obviously. (Well ok, the whole of The Daily Politics team.)
Obviously. I forgot to mention how Nick Robinson really really pisses me off. He never reports news, he reports his opinion and his eyes are too small.
My my my....this is a long thread!
I think my top 5 are
1) Stupid diets - especially anything by Gillian "Stupid money grabbing harlot" McKeith.
2) Social groups claiming to be unique and not following trends (Goths used to be the main offenders of this but have been over shadowed by emo's). It you want to follow a trend, fine, but don't tell me you are fighting against the corporate machine covered in all your labels and going all "music nazi"* on me.
3) Mothers (I do love mine but there are LIMITS). There are 3 kinds.
a) Critical mums: Whatever you do is wrong. You could become Prime Minster and end poverty but she will still tell you that your clothes don't suit someone with "Your figure".
b) Competitive mums: They will push their kids into any stupid fad going and compare their stupid £300 buggies in the playground.
c) Can't be arsed mums: The ones that allow their kids to scream in the cafe and say "awwwwww" when they nick your purse out of your bags and rip up your money.
4) Arrogance - Bigger turn off than paranoia.
5) Paranoia - Almost as bad as arrongance.
Much better. A large weight has been lifted of my chest!
*Music nazi - Someone who judges others on their taste in music, sticks to only one genre, and thinks Zane Lowe is amazing.
MARMITE... its a tricky little sucker... sometimes I love it and sometimes I don't... and I could be anywhere... I'll be sitting at my grandma Betties and she'll lay a wonderful breakfast spread of Marmite on Scones and i'll hate it... I feel ashamed because she has to use her stair lift to bring it to my bed side table that's full of old photos of me eating it... then another day I'll be in some greasy spoon and the chain smoking bird will throw it on the table and i'll lap it up like some starving Gypo... GEE it does make me angry... go to hell you heartless Marmite... with all your teasing.
Quote: Reiss Ellesse @ August 7, 2007, 5:12 PMMARMITE... its a tricky little sucker... sometimes I love it and sometimes I don't... and I could be anywhere... I'll be sitting at my grandma Betties and she'll lay a wonderful breakfast spread of Marmite on Scones and i'll hate it... I feel ashamed because she has to use her stair lift to bring it to my bed side table that's full of old photos of me eating it... then another day I'll be in some greasy spoon and the chain smoking bird will throw it on the table and i'll lap it up like some starving Gypo... GEE it does make me angry... go to hell you heartless Marmite... with all your teasing.
Quote: ajp29 @ August 7, 2007, 4:30 PMI forgot to mention how Nick Robinson really really pisses me off. He never reports news, he reports his opinion and his eyes are too small.
Very true, very true. (Not quite sure about the eyes though.)
Bring Andrew Marr back!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 7, 2007, 4:53 PM1) Stupid diets - especially anything by Gillian "Stupid money grabbing harlot" McKeith.
Her doctorate is actually in something random like geology, from the University of East Anglia. Or something. Apparently.
Nothing to do with health at any rate.
(And my Mum doesn't conform to any of your types at all!)
4) Arrogance - Bigger turn off than paranoia.
5) Paranoia - Almost as bad as arrongance
uncool I put them as my good personality points, now I'm down to one. I'll read something like this
Positive Personality Traits
"I Like Bacon."Previous Work experience
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 7, 2007, 4:53 PMMy my my....this is a long thread!
I think my top 5 are
2) Social groups claiming to be unique and not following trends (Goths used to be the main offenders of this but have been over shadowed by emo's). It you want to follow a trend, fine, but don't tell me you are fighting against the corporate machine covered in all your labels and going all "music nazi"* on me.
Ooooooohhh! Careful - don't let Jude see that - she might get upset!
Awwwww, Gavin! Don't be so hard on yourself! Anyone who still likes old 80's kids shows and sweets is okay in my book!
Quote: David Chapman @ August 7, 2007, 8:50 PMOoooooohhh! Careful - don't let Jude see that - she might get upset!
Awwww! I'm sure she is lovely! I don't mind if that is what you are into. I was a goth once myself. Be you Goth, Emo, Harijuku, Hippy, guy in bear suit, etc, if that's your style that's fine. I just don't like the ones who claim they are rebelling against the system while buying into the whole thing with their band tees and Emily Strange gear and telling me they do it to be unique - like the other 5 million eh? What makes them so different to the people they judge?!