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What's the shtick that makes you go ick? Page 2

They're related to peas and the "nuts" grow below the ground.

Yesterday I noticed that lots of pea pods were sprouting on the plants in my garden. Fatherhood is fun.

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 8 2009, 3:39 PM BST

1. People eating their own bogies. It's surprisingly common and beyond foul.

I hated that even as a young child - It really annoys and disgusts me.

My cousin used to do this disgusting thing as a kid where he actually used to scoop his runny snot into his mouth using his fingers as a shovel!

They don't make me physically ill but I do feel repulsion and almost leap in the air if I see a dead bird in front of me in the street. Bit of a phobia maybe.

Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2009, 2:51 PM BST

So what disgusts you? Not offends. Not irritates but makes you genuinely physically ill?

Sootyj's include.

2 Unclean toilets where one has just eaten.

You eat in unclean toilets?

The smell of cauliflower cheese makes me want to vomit.
Peas are evil.

Other people retching. Sick

Yeah, that'll do it for me too. Sick

1. Rotting body odour on the London Underground in summertime
2. Public lavatories in airports - who used this seat before me?
3. A pube on a bar of soap
4. A pube on a computer keyboard
5. F**k it - a pube not attached to a pubic area
6. Gym locker rooms and showers
7. The smell of cream soda
8. Stuff rotting in the fridge
9. Cat wee-wee
10. Pouring gloopy out of date milk down the disposal

B.O.
Bad breath
Hair in food

Quote: Loopey @ May 8 2009, 6:58 PM BST

Hair in food

For me it depends on the colour. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 8 2009, 6:38 PM BST

Yeah, that'll do it for me too. Sick

Well let's hope we don't get stuck in a lift together, whilst one of us is feeling sick. It will be an endless hell loop.

Lifts set me off too.

No, not really. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 8 2009, 7:05 PM BST

Lifts get me off too.

Dirty boy.

Quote: Leevil @ May 8 2009, 7:08 PM BST

Dirty boy.

HA! Going down...?

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