I have just come back from a break and was walking down the street. Anyways I look across the road and see what I thought was a very sexy girl wearing sunglasses. She removes her glasses to reveal that in fact she was very ugly and not at all attractive.
Are sunglasses the ultimate form of decpetion?
Self is the ultimate form.
They work for me!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 8 2009, 4:27 PM BSTThey work for me!
I don't believe that for a second..!!
She in turn, probably said,
"I was walking down the street when I saw what I thought was a very sexy guy. Anyway, when I took off my sunglasses I saw that he was very ugly and not at all attractive."
Exactly.
Swimming underwater can make anybody's body look good.
Sunglasses are ace, you can wear them and stare at lady bits and they can't see you. However they don't make you invisible, so keep your hands where people can see them.
Aside from fake boobs, hair extensions, high heels, fake tan, painted on eyebrows, painted on lips, corsets, wonder bras, hair dye, stockings, wigs, waxing, bleaching, fake eye lashes and about a billion other artificial and chemical products tested on animals that chicks use (they're very spiritual and close to nature apparently) - the ultimate form of deception is as follows:
Night Clubs.
Darkened rooms filled with alcohol and the smell of hormones create the greatest illusions known to man (or woman).
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 8 2009, 6:27 PM BSTNight Clubs.
Darkened rooms filled with alcohol and the smell of hormones create the greatest illusions known to man (or woman).
I met the Mrs in a darkened night club while we were both under the influence of drink, drugs and the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
In the cold light of day we both went, 'ARRRRRGH!! We have a lot in common though - apart from the genitalia, that is.
Quote: The Rook @ May 8 2009, 5:29 PM BSTSwimming underwater can make anybody's body look good.
*dashes off to local pool*
Quote: The Rook @ May 8 2009, 5:29 PM BSTSwimming underwater can make anybody's body look good.
Because sea-going mammals are supposed to have a thick layer of blubber anyway?
Quote: Morrace @ May 8 2009, 5:20 PM BSTShe in turn, probably said,
"I was walking down the street when I saw what I thought was a very sexy guy. Anyway, when I took off my sunglasses I saw that he was very ugly and not at all attractive."
But Morrace with my glasses off you're beautiful!
Quote: The Rook @ May 8 2009, 5:29 PM BSTSwimming underwater can make anybody's body look good.
I read that as "underwear", and had been wondering what it was. 
Doesn't work with underwater roller blading.