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What's the shtick that makes you go ick?

So what disgusts you? Not offends. Not irritates but makes you genuinely physically ill?

Sootyj's include.

1 The smell of cold kebab.
2 Unclean toilets where one has just eaten.
3 Abandoned used nappies.
4 Slobbery dogs.

And the mother of all that's so gross things.

People clearing their noses and throats for long periods of time. I sat in an internet cafe with 2 guys who kept it up for an hour.

How? Why?

Mind you it was the same cafe the guy sitting next to him had a wank,

The thing I hate more than anything else, is finding hairs in my food.

Garlic.

Brussel Sprouts. They make me physically heave.

1. People eating their own bogies. It's surprisingly common and beyond foul.
2. Knicker gussets. I'm not even going to discuss them.
3. Beards with food stuck in them.
4. Snobs.
5. Women with hairy legs.
6. Men with shaved legs.
7. Rollmop.

Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2009, 2:51 PM BST

2 Unclean toilets where one has just eaten.

Stop eating in the toilet.

Cockroaches and maggots make me gag.

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 8 2009, 3:39 PM BST

3. Beards with food stuck in them.

Mushrooms.
Others being sick, even on telly.

Being in the back of a car.

Smelling the inside of a plastic bowl. It brings back memories of being sick into it as a kid. My mum used to put it by the bed or sofa.

Looking after dogs and kids means I'm pretty toughened to nappies and stuff (in fact nappies of babies only on breast milk smell quite pleasant) but stuff that makes me feel queasy are;

Air freshners - horrible artifical chemical smells.
Slugs - Though I'll eat snails.
Rotten teeth - like you see on those make-over shows.
Peanut butter - yuk, it's made me be sick and it could kill me.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 8 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Peanut butter - yuk, it's made me be sick and it could kill me.

I love the stuff but can't eat it because of allergies. :(

Quote: DaButt @ May 8 2009, 4:12 PM BST

I love the stuff but can't eat it because of allergies. :(

I'm like that with pistachios, and hazlenuts with chocolate. Miss them so much, but could be fatal to eat them!

Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2009, 3:37 PM BST

Garlic.

Yum!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 8 2009, 4:15 PM BST

I'm like that with pistachios, and hazlenuts with chocolate. Miss them so much, but could be fatal to eat them!

I'm fine with nuts. I just can't eat peanuts - which aren't really nuts anyway.

Quote: DaButt @ May 8 2009, 4:19 PM BST

I'm fine with nuts. I just can't eat peanuts - which aren't really nuts anyway.

I can't have tree nuts or peanuts. They are part of the pea family aren't they and grow on the ground?

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