A gun, now gives us all your money!
Oh I make myself laugh.
Actually.
Keys on string.
Wallet.
Work ID.
Receipts.
Oyster card.
Not phone that is in a poncy holder on my pants.
What's in your pockets? Page 3
Nothing, I'm just pleased to see you all. 
Actually, an Oyster card.
An iPhone and an AK-47.
Big pockets!
Phone, tissue, emergency medical info card and a buttermint.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 7 2009, 4:47 PM BSTNothing, I'm just pleased to see you all.
Actually, an Oyster card.
!
No plasters?
Have val Charez
£10.23, mobile phone and a small hole in the right one that I can play with myself through. A big hole would be a waste.
Quote: Leevil @ May 7 2009, 4:29 PM BSTOr she's a fatty.
Still phwooar.
My pockets contain my work card key and nothing else. I'm just about to go into the clean room so I take all the extra crap out of my pockets and leave it outside.
Cool how very 24 hope Jack Bauer doesn't nut you.
Left pocket: £7.48 in change
Right pocket: Two sets of keys and paper handkerchief
Back left: Permit to travel and a post-it note
This is one of the best ever threads and saves me ever looking at f**king Twitter ever again.
49p in change
Mobile phone
Pocket Watch
Used Condom? Dont where that came from 
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 8 2009, 1:11 PM BSTUsed Condom? Dont where that came from
Excuse me? A USED condom?! Couldn't you just chuck it in some old persons front garden like most people?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 8 2009, 1:14 PM BSTExcuse me? A USED condom?! Couldn't you just chuck it in some old persons front garden like most people?
Well usually I would have but like I said I am generally puzzled by this, now I'm looking I am not convinced these are my jeans.