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UPDATE: Just seen the objects again 99% confirm it was two birds.

But seen an even better one. A star like object as bright as Mars/North star? moving silently through the night sky.

Again, I'm not saying I think it's an alien spacecraft, but still, weird bollocks!

Quote: Leevil @ August 3, 2007, 11:13 PM

I live near some sort of army base thing(?).

Well there's your answer then. :)

Quote: SlagA @ August 4, 2007, 11:22 AM

The other reason I can't grasp the traditional UFO is that aliens are so (apparently) advanced, can whizz around the galaxy, breaking Newtonian laws, and yet still can't devise a NHS CAT scan machine. Instead they treat us to cavity searches that would embarrass the most brutal medieval inquisitor.

Maybe it's just more fun.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 5, 2007, 8:51 PM

Be polite and clean up after yourself. That's all.

I am the epitome of courteousness and good manners. :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 5, 2007, 8:58 PM

Now I dress up in costumes and perform live art (at moment).

That sounds like everything I hate about "modern art".

Anyhoo. Aliens. Aside from the shocking grammar in this thread's title, yeah, sure. (That's sincere, not sarcastic. They're real, I tell's ya.)

Quote: Leevil @ August 5, 2007, 10:43 PM

seen an even better one. A star like object as bright as Mars/North star? moving silently through the night sky.

That sounds like a typical satellite, Leevil. They do motor through the sky at a fair speed.

Quote: Aaron @ August 5, 2007, 11:54 PM

That sounds like everything I hate about "modern art"

Hush now!

To be fair, I do understand. There are some real monkeys out there who think cutting a cow in half is art and will spend thousands on a tent. Artists are not killing art, the snobs are. Hence my art terrorist days. But please don't dismiss all modern art. Sometimes it does work.

cutting a cow in half is art

it is art if it was done with an electric Icepick

EWWWWWWWWWW!

Art is Turner, Constable, and yes - even Monet (bloody French). Art is not cows, dance, tents, beds, and other such wankery.

Hmph.

If someone captured the magic of wankery in a painting they would be a artist

I personally prefer the term "pervert", but each to their own.

You say Tomato I say Tomato...Doesnt really work written that

Quote: Aaron @ August 6, 2007, 8:34 PM

Art is Turner, Constable,
Hmph.

Anthea and a policeman?

That sounds like a porn film.

I don't know what porn you've been watching, but that sounds just plain disturbing.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 6, 2007, 7:49 PM

Hush now!

To be fair, I do understand. There are some real monkeys out there who think cutting a cow in half is art and will spend thousands on a tent. Artists are not killing art, the snobs are. Hence my art terrorist days. But please don't dismiss all modern art. Sometimes it does work.

I actually like Hurst, Emmin and the other Brit Art... I'll show myself to the exit.

You're talking yourself not only off-staff, but heading towards a banning too. :P

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