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The Apprentice - Series 5 Page 10

I didn't like him at first, so that may have been me?

I definitely hated Ben.

Quote: zooo @ May 7 2009, 2:19 PM BST

I didn't like him at first

It's like an exact echo of our relationship. ;)

Except for the bit about now liking him...

;)

Dan

Pants man deserved to go. And the bird from All Saints put the final nail in his coffin in the board room. Cruel love.

Naa That Space Cadet Lorraine deserved the boot. The blonde girl to hot to boot out until last week

She is a bit freaky. Did you see Lorraine's face in the last task when Sir Alan told Phillip that Lorraine was right about the rug? She nearly swallowed the room.

Quote: ContainsNuts @ May 7 2009, 2:52 PM BST

She is a bit freaky. Did you see Lorraine's face in the last task when Sir Alan told Phillip that Lorraine was right about the rug? She nearly swallowed the room.

She f**king loves that "gut feeling" mumbo jumbo.

I thought Alan would leave Phil in a bit longer. Yes he's a grade A twat but it would have been fun watching him get shredded by Sir Alan's grumpy mates at the interview stage in a few weeks.

Quote: Afinkawan @ May 7 2009, 3:17 PM BST

I thought Alan would leave Phil in a bit longer. Yes he's a grade A twat but it would have been fun watching him get shredded by Sir Alan's grumpy mates at the interview stage in a few weeks.

That was what I was hoping for. Ce La vie.

Quote: Afinkawan @ May 7 2009, 3:17 PM BST

I thought Alan would leave Phil in a bit longer. Yes he's a grade A twat but it would have been fun watching him get shredded by Sir Alan's grumpy mates at the interview stage in a few weeks.

He was entertaining, but ultimately SirAlan has to work with one of these twerps.

I wish Harry Hill's Burp was still on.

Apprentice in a nutshell:
Phillip: I know I've got what it takes to be Sir Alan's next apprentice.
Sir Alan: You're fired!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 7 2009, 3:20 PM BST

He was entertaining, but ultimately SirAlan has to work with one of these twerps.

Do you think he does ever see them once he employs them? I always imagine them shipped off to work in Amstrad's nasal clippers division in Durham.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 7 2009, 2:06 PM BST

His reaction last week, when he was nearly taken to the boardroom by Ben was hilarious.

That was classic.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 7 2009, 3:20 PM BST

He was entertaining, but ultimately SirAlan has to work with one of these twerps.

True but he blatantly leaves in people he'd never hire in a million years in favour of firing the boring ones, purely because the mouthy twats are more fun to watch.

And only ever so slightly off topic - WHY HAVEN'T NICK & MARGARET BEEN GIVEN THEIR OWN SHOW YET?!?!!

Quote: Afinkawan @ May 7 2009, 4:18 PM BST

Solving Crimes, with their expressions and one liners.

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