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so they trampet independantely?

I knew someone with a phobia of bananas.

I think what's known as OCD happens more as you get a bit decrepid like me and a couple of others here. I do the 'have I locked the door?' bit quite a lot these days (check, double check, treble check, etc.) ... I put it down to a lack of short term memory ... anything I do 'automatically' just disappears from my brain pretty instantly. I frequently arrive at the fridge with no idea why I'm there which I've heard is another common one. My wife says she'll kill me if I don't stop patting my just-emptied pockets last thing at night. 'Tis life!

Quote: zooo @ August 6, 2007, 8:54 PM

I knew someone with a phobia of bananas.

I developed one after the incident. I don't want to talk about it Teary

Not the great bannana Famine of 98?

Quote: Gavin @ August 6, 2007, 9:01 PM

Not the great bannana Famine of 98?

I wish *sits down gingerly*

it's not after someone tried to stick one up your. bum. bum is it?

Quote: Gavin @ August 6, 2007, 9:04 PM

it's not after someone tried to stick one up your. bum. bum is it?

It was you wasn't it. Your the masked Welshman who took advantage when I accidently went down a dark alley way while paralytically drunk. My only question is why didn't you use a leek?

I find that a slanderous remark!! I usually just take people wallets.

I don't think it was a Welsh man, using a Leek would of been to obivously, you're lucky if it was a Welsh man he'd of probably stuck the Welsh flag up there and the flag pole UUUURRRGHH or a whole pre sexed up sheep. Probably a French man their f**king odd balls

Quote: zooo @ August 6, 2007, 8:54 PM

I knew someone with a phobia of bananas.

I'm not scared of them. I just hate the bastards. Sick

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