Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 6, 2007, 8:34 PMit is when the cat doesnt quite kill it, and it's running around your house-but youre not quite sure where...its scary-it could come from anywhere!
My cat brought in a half-dead baby bird about a month ago. It was sad. 
see,Gav! it IS sad...and it was behind the Hi-fi cabinet...and bloody fast! I couldnt step on it!
Well not straight away gotta hit it with a blunt object first.
I killed a rat with two spades. Was huge monster Rat too the git was tearing up my bins all the time. We live nest to a stinking farm you see.
I wouldnt dare live there I dont think!
I had a mouse once. I could hear it scuttling around at night, it was a nightmare.
I couldn't have squished it though!! 
Which is funny because I'd have no trouble squashing an insect or arachnid.
My cat brought a bird into the hous which wasn't dead. It tried to fly away, feathers were everywhere. So I did the humane thing, screamed like a girl and ran 
Not really I had to kill it but it tasted good 
The kitty thought it was giving you a present. Bless.
I used to get baby rabbits and squirrels and all sorts.
He could have at least wrapped them.
Foolish cats bringing me Jessica Alba would be a grift a half dead Rodent is a chore it will learn though the pet shop assured me.
When in doubt about furry creatures, turn to Alan Davies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BUiESEnKj0
Exactly how I think she thinks.
Quote: zooo @ August 6, 2007, 8:53 PMThe kitty thought it was giving you a present. Bless.
You understand animals so well. I think people who treat them like humans and shout at them should be put in a cage with an angry/horny baboon
Horny, definitely. That would have to be a fate worse than death I reckon.
Quote: Treenifer @ August 6, 2007, 8:58 PMWhen in doubt about furry creatures, turn to Alan Davies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BUiESEnKj0
Exactly how I think she thinks.
All the best male stand ups do a bit about their pet cats, I've noticed.
Quote: ajp29 @ August 6, 2007, 8:51 PMMy cat brought a bird into the hous which wasn't dead. It tried to fly away, feathers were everywhere. So I did the humane thing, screamed like a girl and ran
Similar here. It kept trying to flap, and screeching a lot. My Dad attempted to scoop it up with a dustpan and brush, but it fell out, hitting the edge of the table on its way down to the hard, cold kitchen floor. (He then managed to pick it up again, took it outside, and bricked it.)
Poor thing.
Quote: Aaron @ August 6, 2007, 8:40 PMMy cat brought in a half-dead baby bird about a month ago. It was sad.
Are you going to do anything about it?
It was finger lickin' good.
Quote: zooo @ August 6, 2007, 9:04 PMAll the best male stand ups do a bit about their pet cats, I've noticed.
Aw crap! *starts writing a routine about his pet cats*