Quote: Aaron @ August 5, 2007, 11:47 PMI did a rain dance yesterday. And composed a song to go along with it.
I think I was delirious with the heat.
Too ******* hot! Page 4
Quote: Treenifer @ August 5, 2007, 11:17 PMDitto. So does my cat. It's molting all over my bed.
It? Do you not know its gender?
Maybe it doesn't have one! 
Actually, it doesn't.
That would mean 'it is'.
HAH!!
DOUBLE HAH, I will always know what you said before you edited, beeyatch.
Maybe its a ham...hamfra...hemi...home... maybe it has both bits
Quote: zooo @ August 6, 2007, 12:45 AMActually, it doesn't.
That would mean 'it is'.
HAH!!
DOUBLE HAH, I will always know what you said before you edited, beeyatch.
Well "it's" is not always a contraction of "it is". And I edited it because I got confused. And I'm far too tired to try and work out which is correct. 
That's all right then.
I still want to know if he has a boy cat or a girl cat.
He can lift one of it's (see? possessive, not contraction!) back legs in the morning and look for a winky.
My cat is a boy. (Err, I didn't look. Honest.)
My cats are female. Does that help. <------- That ones a teenage girl at the moment
Aw.
The only cat I get to play with is next door's. It dribbles on me.
I don't know what it's got 'down there'. It would be rude to check.
Possibly a little.
But it'd be better if you replace the second . with a ?, inserted an apostrophe into "ones" - between the e and the s - and also introduced a closing full stop.
... I think I might go to bed now.
She's a girl by the way, just to relive everyone's obvious tension.
I just call her 'it' because of the unspeakable way she destroyes most of England's mouse population.
That's not a bad thing. 
it is when the cat doesnt quite kill it, and it's running around your house-but youre not quite sure where...its scary-it could come from anywhere!
Just step on it, it's only a mouse