INT. DAY. NEW YORK APARTMENT.
Sooty J, Fred Sunshine and Big Fella are sat on a sofa watching t.v. Morrace enters
Morrace// Hey guys! Wasssssuppppppp!
Sooty J, Fred Sunshine and Big Fella (in unison) // Wassssssssupppppp!
Morrace// So, what you guys been up to?
Sooty J// (sounding downbeat) oh you know just hanging out
Morrace// oh no I know that tone, you guys have been arguing about ellipses again haven't you?
BRIEF SILENCE
Fred// It's 3! That's the limit!
Sooty j// No it's 6!
ARGUMENT STARTS
Morrace (looks to camera and shrugs shoulders)// we're like this all the time
TIME LAPSE SOOTY J IS NOW SEATED AT COMPUTER
Big Fella// What ya doin Soots?
Sooty J// Oh just writing a skit for news revue, it's pretty funny and if I may add, rather topical.
Big Fella// Blimey Soots, you must be rakin' it in with all the skits you do for those guys
Sooty J// (Looks at Big fella) Well anyone who knows me knows I don't like to bragg, but lets just say the 12p for my last effort has come in very handy. (looks back at computer) yep just another £15,999.88 pence and I can quit me day jobaaaa.
Big Fella// Which is what exactly?
Sooty J// Oh you know the small brown bits of shit which sometimes gather round the basin of a toilet?
Big Fella// yes, of course I do. I am a regular contributor to the BSG website after all.
Sooty J// well I sniff them, and sometimes I like to pick them up, smear it over my computer screen and post it on the internet
Big Fella// oh OK (WONDERS BACK TO OTHERS SITTING ON SOFA)
Fred Sunshine// So lads, what are we gonna do tonight? Get into all sorts of unimaginative, poorly constructed and highly unoriginal japes no doubt.
Morrace// Or we could stay in and write some sketches?
GROUP STARTS LAUGHING
Big Fella// Good one Morrace, I liked the start but I do think the punch line could have been stronger, it was pretty decent though. I see that more as a sketch rather then a serial comedy.
Morrace// Oh Big Fella, I thought you were having tonight off?
Big Fella// I know I know! I just can't help myself.
Morrace// (LOOKS TO CAMERA) We're like this all the time!
THE END
