This actually happened today, bit silly but..
Scott walks into hairdresser's and walks to the small reception desk by the door.
HAIRDRESSER: Oh hi Scott, didn't realise it was you.
SCOTT: What, because my hair is alot longer?
HAIRDRESSER: No, didn't realise it was you when you rang to book the appointment.
SCOTT: Oh...
SILENCE.
Yeah thought it was a brilliant litle quim Scott.
Thanks Scott.
Yes it was a belter Scott.
Thanks Scott.
No worries, thanks for feedback Scott.
Quote: Scottidog @ May 1 2009, 10:41 PM BSTYeah thought it was a brilliant litle quim Scott.
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I thought it would work well as part of something longer
so it's definitely one to stick in the back pocket for later.
Yes, Quim is a word??...
It WOULD work well as part of something longer.. just like Scottidog's cock.
Quote: DIKTURNIP @ May 3 2009, 9:57 PM BSTIt WOULD work well as part of something longer.. just like Scottidog's cock.
Dik I told you not to tell anyone about us, the fact I turned you down to collaberate with me is a bit embarassing. down be bitter son. 
Quote: Scottidog @ May 1 2009, 10:41 PM BSTYeah thought it was a brilliant litle quim Scott.
Thanks Scott.
Yes it was a belter Scott.
Thanks Scott.
No worries, thanks for feedback Scott.
That's a 23 minute gap and your complaining, some sketches get no response.
This wasn't especially funny to me.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ May 1 2009, 10:43 PM BST??
Quote: sootyj @ May 3 2009, 10:03 PM BSTThat's a 23 minute gap and your complaining, some sketches get no response.
This wasn't especially funny to me.
It's a joke Soot.
You're standup routines seem to be funnier.
Do you think you could translate the well structured gags in there into your sketch writing?
Quote: sootyj @ May 3 2009, 10:07 PM BSTYou're standup routines seem to be funnier.
Do you think you could translate the well structured gags in there into your sketch writing?
Bit below he belt? Im not a sketch writer, first one I posted was last week, but I do enjoy giving it a bash.
That was a low blow Soot but il take it on the chin this time cos I like 
you
I'm trying to be helpful. One is clearly funnier than the other to me. Sketch writing and standup writing are similar it's just about getting the structure.
Quote: sootyj @ May 3 2009, 10:23 PM BSTI'm trying to be helpful. One is clearly funnier than the other to me. Sketch writing and standup writing are similar it's just about getting the structure.
Get the plank from your own eye, before getting the spec out of somebody else's.
Andthat's the Bible Soot...that's the bible..ok