Quote: Nigel Kelly @ April 29 2009, 11:47 AM BSTOn Yahoo I read that the US pork industry wants swine flu renamed as it is affecting their business, what bizarre or fun names can we come up with?
Piggy pandemic
Snout Fever
The curly-tailed coldAny offers?
Pinky but not Perky!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 2 2009, 10:50 PM BSTOh sure, give Graham Bandage all the credit for his crackling joke and ignore the fact that they used my 'oinkment' gag on HIGNFY.
I am a jealous child who craves attention.
I didn't see that! Is it like a happy confirmation though?
Quote: Lee Henman @ May 3 2009, 12:52 PM BSTScary!
I've had Zombie flu but was hoping for Frank Sinatra Flu, so I could keep coming back.
It's caused by a flying micro-organism, I think.
Pigs mite fly.
I think I've caught the hamthrax