INT. NIGHT.
A couple whispering sweet nothings over candlelit dinner. Romantic music playing in background.
WOMAN: Can't believe we are getting married
MAN: I know, I love you so much baby
WOMAN: Everything we have been through, building up to this, my mum and dad are going to be so pleased.
They kiss.
MAN: They will be pleased
WOMAN: Ooooo..im going to have a wedding day, I can't believe it. I'm going to be a bride.
MAN: You deserve it baby, we've been together so long and I thought it was time to ask you.
WOMAN: You have made me so so happy, I could cry.
Woman begins to shed a tear. She looks into her now Fiance's eyes.
WOMAN: I love you so much baby.
MAN: I love you too.
WOMAN: No, I love you so much. I could never be with anyne but you.
MAN: I know.
WOMAN: No, no, I just couldn't imagine being with anybody else, what about you?
MAN: Well...there's Cheryl Cole.
Music stops dead.
WOMAN: What?
MAN: Yeah, Cheryl Cole, no there's a bitch id love to blow the back doors off! Woo!...