British Comedy Guide

Honest Love

INT. NIGHT.

A couple whispering sweet nothings over candlelit dinner. Romantic music playing in background.

WOMAN: Can't believe we are getting married

MAN: I know, I love you so much baby

WOMAN: Everything we have been through, building up to this, my mum and dad are going to be so pleased.

They kiss.

MAN: They will be pleased

WOMAN: Ooooo..im going to have a wedding day, I can't believe it. I'm going to be a bride.

MAN: You deserve it baby, we've been together so long and I thought it was time to ask you.

WOMAN: You have made me so so happy, I could cry.

Woman begins to shed a tear. She looks into her now Fiance's eyes.

WOMAN: I love you so much baby.

MAN: I love you too.

WOMAN: No, I love you so much. I could never be with anyne but you.

MAN: I know.

WOMAN: No, no, I just couldn't imagine being with anybody else, what about you?

MAN: Well...there's Cheryl Cole.

Music stops dead.

WOMAN: What?

MAN: Yeah, Cheryl Cole, no there's a bitch id love to blow the back doors off! Woo!...

:)

No, the line at the end of this lacked punch and the delivery was shoddy. This seemed as though you rushed through the job.

Quote: LIME5000 @ May 2 2009, 10:33 PM BST

No, the line at the end of this lacked punch and the delivery was shoddy. This seemed as though you rushed through the job.

I know, I wrote it in 30 seconds, sorry a litle bit drunk, and it was poor.

Leevil I have nothing but respect for your work, that was not up too your standard and im sorry ok...

IM SORRY!!!

:(

:D

30 seconds? I take it all back. you're typing is amazing.

Quote: LIME5000 @ May 2 2009, 10:37 PM BST

30 seconds? I take it all back. you're typing is amazing.

Ok, maybe 45. Get off my back Limeboy.

No, rushed and shoddy. Idea is good, but needed more of an impact.

:(

It's not about me getting on your back. It's about where do you want to go with this talent that you have. Is it just a joke to you? Or do you want a career? If it's the latter then maybe you should take your time to produce something that will stand up for many years to come.

Quote: LIME5000 @ May 2 2009, 10:42 PM BST

It's not about me getting on your back. It's about where do you want to go with this talent that you have. Is it just a joke to you? Or do you want a career? If it's the latter then maybe you should take your time to produce something that will stand up for many years to come.

Do you think I have talent? really?

I don't actually send anything off Leevil, and I just do this as a Hobby, I really enjoy it. Do you think it is worth sending things out?

:|

Sorry Lime..hahah

I wouldn't say it otherwise. Keep going.

Quote: LIME5000 @ May 2 2009, 10:46 PM BST

I wouldn't say it otherwise. Keep going.

So you've read my other stuff, and like it?

Thanks for that Lime.

:)

I wasn't so keen on this as your other stuff but that's the way it goes. Keep going. :)

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 2 2009, 10:51 PM BST

I wasn't so keen on this as your other stuff but that's the way it goes. Keep going. :)

Yeah this was poor. Thanks Nigel.

Maybe:

WOMAN: No, no, I just couldn't imagine being with anybody else, what about you? It's ok babe, be as honest as you like.

MAN: Well... there is Cheryl Cole... and maybe Amanda Holden... okay, okay, that is just so crazy... what am I like? What about them both lezzin together?

Music stops dead.

WOMAN: Sorry what did you say?

MAN: Cheryl Cole gettin' it on with Amanda, you've got to be feelin' that babe! Surely, Woot!

Inspired me :)

Quote: random @ May 3 2009, 12:01 AM BST

Maybe:

WOMAN: No, no, I just couldn't imagine being with anybody else, what about you? It's ok babe, be as honest as you like.

MAN: Well... there is Cheryl Cole... and maybe Amanda Holden... okay, okay, that is just so crazy... what am I like? What about them both lezzin together?

Music stops dead.

WOMAN: Sorry what did you say?

MAN: Cheryl Cole gettin' it on with Amanda, you've got to be feelin' that babe! Surely, Woot!

Inspired me :)

I think Cheryl Cole prefers A man to hold 'n kiss! :-)

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