My mate Colin phoned the Swine Flu Helpline, but all he got was crackling.
Call To Rename Swine Flu Page 3
Was it bacon up?
Apparently the person handling the matter is heading for the chop.
What's an infected pig's favourite film?
Swine flu over the cuckoo's nest.
This is a pork quality thread.
Don't post in it then you boar 
I heard there's a ring in Cumbria trying to spread it.
Beware the Cumberland ring.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ April 30 2009, 11:27 AM BSTQuick! someone call a hambulance.
Yes and bring some Oinkment. 
Kermit's Malady?
Goody Fever?
Wilbur's Revenge?
Pork scratchings
Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 30 2009, 2:21 PM BSTMy mate Colin phoned the Swine Flu Helpline, but all he got was crackling.
Odd request I know, Graham, but where did you get this joke from? 
Apparently Trotters Independent Traders has gone out of business
Quote: PhQnix @ May 2 2009, 9:47 PM BSTOdd request I know, Graham, but where did you get this joke from?
I saw it in the Sun and came across it twice more but I can't remember exactly where.
But I wouldn't be surprised if lots of people had the same idea.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ May 2 2009, 10:15 PM BSTI saw it in the Sun and came across it twice more but I can't remember exactly where.
But I wouldn't be surprised if lots of people had the same idea.
It's 'cos they were talking about the joke and its origins on The News Quiz, I mean I'm just being geekily interest in the whole process.
Quote: PhQnix @ May 2 2009, 10:19 PM BSTIt's 'cos they were talking about the joke and its origins on The News Quiz, I mean I'm just being geekily interest in the whole process.
Oh sure, give Graham Bandage all the credit for his crackling joke and ignore the fact that they used my 'oinkment' gag on HIGNFY.
I am a jealous child who craves attention.