So annoyed I just offered to punch dikturnip out in critique. I probably broke several forum rules by doing this, but hey, I'm a bear.
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I have just walked past the fridge and thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song but when I opened the fridge door it was just a chive talking.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 2 2009, 9:38 PM BSTI have just walked past the fridge and thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song but when I opened the fridge door it was just a chive talking.
I think that's an instant ban. Or at least should be 
Carlsberg Export
Quote: roscoff @ May 2 2009, 9:40 PM BSTI think that's an instant ban. Or at least should be
Bloody mother-in-law told me that one, cringeworthy one but quite groantastic.
Quote: roscoff @ May 2 2009, 9:40 PM BSTI think that's an instant ban. Or at least should be
I concur.
Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2009, 9:55 PM BSTI concur.
Its a Welsh Yank conspiracy.. Aaaarrgh!
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 2 2009, 10:00 PM BSTIts a Welsh Yank
Welsh + Yank = Wank
Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2009, 10:03 PM BSTWelsh + Yank = Wank
Or to rearrange the formula: Welsh - Wank = Yank
A horribly photographed, arranged and annotated view of my garden.
Awesome! 
The neighbors have been smoking some sort of meat (a hog?) since early this morning. I'm trying to think of a tactful way to invite myself to their party.
I like watching bats chase insects as it begins to grow dark. Good luck, my hairy, winged friends.
Damn, they're maneuverable little bastards.
Excellent!
What are Maters?
Oh, tomatoes?
Quote: zooo @ May 3 2009, 2:25 AM BSTOh, tomatoes?
Yeah. 
I'm on my laptop out on the deck and didn't feel like typing everything out.
Robyn is up tooo early, and doing homework. 